Darwin is calling.

"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner) 03/02/2018 at 17:04 • Filed to: boatlopnik, darwin award

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It’s Friday afternoon. Have a bit of stupid to shake your head at.

I keep asking myself, when did he lose consciousness? What boat is that?

4 seconds in? 6 seconds in?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/02/2018 at 17:15

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Reminded me of this

Urambo Tauro > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/02/2018 at 17:18

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Looks like he stops trying to get back up after the 9 second mark. Or maybe the rocking just isn’t tossing his body up at that point.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Urambo Tauro 03/02/2018 at 17:20

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I don’t think he is so much trying as falling back as the bow picks up because he is knocked out. Bow rises and he slides back.

Colossally stupid decision.

Future next gen S2000 owner > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/02/2018 at 17:21

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That’s a good one. I don’t know what caused that one. Wake from another boat?

His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/02/2018 at 17:42

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Hey look, rag dolls.

HammerheadFistpunch > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/02/2018 at 17:43

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everytime I see these kids of hits im reminded of the time I watched my friends mom break her tailbone like this.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/02/2018 at 18:28

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Formula logo on the side?

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/02/2018 at 22:16

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Because being unconscious and in water without a life jacket is a smart idea...