![]() 03/02/2018 at 14:52 • Filed to: Lexus, Luxury, Silly, bigly expensive. | ![]() | ![]() |
What is white on the outside, red on the inside, and almost inconceivably large? If you guessed Moby Dick, you guessed wrong (but kudos on your literacy). It’s the 2017 Lexus LX 570! And there is only one reason to buy it. Status.
The full review is at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . The silly video we made is here:
![]() 03/02/2018 at 15:04 |
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I thought the only reason to add it was blindness. Man that thing is hideous.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 15:04 |
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Name another 100K luxury limo 4x4 with Toyota reliability that you can take to the Rubicon right off the showroom and not get embarrassed mere inches into the trail...
![]() 03/02/2018 at 15:41 |
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real talk: there is less and less reason to buy luxury cars these days.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 16:40 |
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As a former LX470 owner who would love to have another 100-Series in his garage at some point, there is no possible scenario that would lead me to pay anywhere near MSRP for a new LX570. I’d much much rather have a Navigator, Escalade, Range Rover, G-Wagon...basically the only thing I’d take an LX over is a QX80. And even then I’d probably just get the Land Cruiser because of how damn ugly this thing is.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 17:02 |
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There are sooo many better ways to waste $100k though.
If you have 3 or 4 kids, and YOU STILL have $100k to waste on a car....you’ve done something right.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 18:39 |
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I mean, aside from the fact that none of the septuagenarians who buy this are going to go to the Rubicon... You got me, I can’t.
Really the only reason I’d hate on it is: you idiot, you could’ve spent that money on a GS-F. But I hate SUVs/trucks in general, unless they’re being used to tow race cars.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 19:55 |
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Agreed, but new affordable economy are getting snuffed out too.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 20:55 |
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As I seem to be collecting stuttgart metal at an alarming rate, I have to decide if I want something like the lx570 slightly used or get another Merc wagon after the extended warranty ends in 2022 or just roll the dice on germann reliability.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 21:14 |
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Raptor? Also perhaps a low-tier Earthroamer (are they that cheap?). Heck. $100K is a big margin., and could lux-up a brand-new Jeep Wrangler Rubicon a LOT, though admittedly it’s also not quite stock then even if it goes through the loophole of an aftermarket company like Hennessey or whatever that are allowed to call themselves manufacturers.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 22:59 |
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Also yes. you won’t see cars like the volkswagen thing ever again.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 23:22 |
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Not helping. Also it’s doctors who buy the LX, and they aren’t usually that old.
And they killed the GS. Not just the F, the whole car as a model is dead. Why can’t I have the for awesome things like a GS F before NK nukes us all in retaliation to a fucking tweet?
![]() 03/13/2018 at 14:00 |
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The GS-F is the best Lexus I’ve ever driven.