![]() 03/02/2018 at 08:15 • Filed to: hearse | ![]() | ![]() |
I stopped for some White Castle coffee and saw these two impressive machines.
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I want my hearse to be CTS-V based. And for the processional to be a giant game of “keep up” as we hit triple digit speeds.
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BRB, updating my will.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 08:35 |
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“race ya to the grave site” should be how a true Oppo is laid to rest!
![]() 03/02/2018 at 08:41 |
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Listen, if my hearse doesn’t get at least two feet of air, or hits 150mph+ then you can’t really encapsulate my life properly and my friends and family will understand.
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hearses waiting at a fast food joint? they dont even wait to chase the ambulances anymore, they know right where to go.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 08:48 |
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Doubly so for White Castle, Krystal, or Dairy Queen.
![]() 03/02/2018 at 09:07 |
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At least they aren’t beige:
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-xts-assumes-it-ultimate-form-1793960389
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Any car can be a hearse if you go Weekend at Bernie’s style.