"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/01/2018 at 11:12 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire, Puffalump
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/01/2018 at 11:12 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire, Puffalump | 13
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Is it Volkswagen Quantum Leap year yet? Because I really want to scare the hell out of Scott Bakula in a mid-80s crapwagon.
1 st Wipe : King Carlos already working some magic to turn Mitsubishi around, assisted by a secretive key lieutenant known only as “The Puffalump.”
2 nd Wipe : PSA starting to show signs of health, as Peugeot and Citroen finally quit smoking and having three drinks at lunch. Opel and Vauxhall still secretly pissed off about working so hard to help France.
3 rd Wipe : Automakers pushing hard to maintain Obama-era emissions standards since, not surprisingly, a lot of jobs were created to comply with the standards. Why does Trump hate the economy?
4 th Wipe : GM’s Human Resources boss quit after just 8 months on the job; was allegedly sick of getting resumes from Richard T. Butt on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . No word on who will assume the position for Barra.
5 th Wipe : February car sales expected to decline as long as new cars continue to not break in the first year.
Flush : On this day in 2005 Honda unveiled the new Civic, featuring the never-before-seen “redundant speedometer” where both digital and analog readouts of velocity would be available in two different locations on the dashboard because reasons.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/01/2018 at 11:35 |
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Flush: I always enjoy peeping into a honda civic while stuck in traffic and seeing 13 MPH on the dashboard.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/01/2018 at 11:50 |
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4 th Wipe: Found the Linkedin Profile pic of Mr. Richard T. Butt
BigBlock440
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/01/2018 at 12:07 |
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3rd’s not true. Automakers are pushing to roll back the regulations, auto suppliers are pushing to keep them, because they get to sell more parts.
Stef Schrader
> Ash78, voting early and often
04/11/2018 at 23:04 |
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We’re going back to WRC!
Pajero Evos for all! Yesssss!!!