Looks like an 8-Series Gran Coupe is coming out

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/28/2018 at 11:07 • Filed to: None

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BMW, STAHP.

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 11:13

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Today in head2head

Bmw M8 GC vs Aston Martin Rapide mk2!

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 11:13

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No, this is fine. The M6 Gran Coupe was the fuckin’ shizz and it was good, so it’d make sense for the 8er coupe to get a 4-door.

That said...give it a V12.

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 11:15

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BMW manager 1: Zo we have got ze new 8er Reihe, was can we do with ze same chassis.

manager 2: We could do an convertible, would be schön, ne?

Manager 1: NEIN, we got zo make it a gran coupe, people love zem!

(Very lame reenactment of how this discussion probably went at BMW, something about my idea being funnier than my execution of it)

gmctavish needs more space > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 11:16

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Every time I think BMW is as dead to me as possible, they make themselves even more dead to me.

LOREM IPSUM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 11:17

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I bet it’ll be electric. A less “Look at me, I AM the future!!!!1!1!1" version of the i8, perhaps.

diplodicus > gmctavish needs more space 02/28/2018 at 11:23

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I agree...Except if I was rich as fuck I’d totally have an M6GC.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 11:33

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gmctavish needs more space > diplodicus 02/28/2018 at 11:36

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Those are good looking cars, I just hate the fact that it’s a 4 door “coupe” version of a freaking coupe. If it had a non-dumb name, I’d have no issue with it

gmctavish needs more space > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 11:37

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Also that looks like a Rapide

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Spanfeller is a twat 02/28/2018 at 12:03

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HI THERE

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/28/2018 at 12:03

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I like this idea.