Unnecessary Car Shopping

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 02/21/2018 at 13:18 • Filed to: they see me trollin', they hatin'

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I’m following E90M3's lead, and looking at the specialty used dealers around for interesting stuff. It reminded me of automotive trolling that I would like to do. If I had the money, I would buy this:

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Then chrome the wheels, powdercoat the calipers silver or black (to make them look ordinary), remove the V badges, and add one of these in a light gray to match the interior:

I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have thousands of dollars just lying around for no good reason.

Wacko > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/21/2018 at 13:25

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I’m obsessed with this one at my local Subaru Dealer

http://www.subarurn.com/en/inventory/used/vehicle/2015/subaru/wrx/w-sport-pkg/5345664

I even got a Quote for insurance for it.  

mtdrift > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/21/2018 at 13:33

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FTFY.

E90M3 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/21/2018 at 13:37

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I feel like we all shop for cars we have no intention of actually buying.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 02/21/2018 at 13:41

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Isn’t that the point of Oppo?

punkgoose17 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/21/2018 at 14:02

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Is your goal the ultimate Caddy sleeper with that carriage roof?

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > punkgoose17 02/21/2018 at 14:25

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The simulated convertible is for ultimate automotive trolling. Add some Vogue white walls for the extra-old-man look

punkgoose17 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/21/2018 at 14:44

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The side walls are so thin, I could not tell they were white walls. I found this picture for you.

Discerning > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/21/2018 at 14:55

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If I had purchased a V2 CTS-V, I would have taken off the blower that’s on there and replaced it with a centri unit. Then, I would have replaced the hood and front bumper with a standard CTS bumper and hood. That’s pretty much all you would need to do in order to fly under the radar. Plus, I actually prefer the look of the standard bumper and hood and I’d take a Centri over a the POS Eaton any day of the week.

DayManFighterOfTheNightMan > E90M3 02/21/2018 at 15:56

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easily 10% of my weekdays at work

Liam Farrell > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/21/2018 at 21:08

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Perfect cannonball car