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Bro, do you even Subaru?
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Plot: murderer dumped bodies in gutter just before first snowfall. But when the snow melts, the bumbling local cops will assume you ran over them, so you’ll spend 90-120 minutes trying to clear your name from behind bars.
Starring Liam Neeson as CalzoneGolem.
7% on Rotten Tomatoes. Expected sequel unlikely to get funding.
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“dude lets just look at another street”
“For fucks sake I ain’t walking a single meter more than I need to!”
*Rams forester into snowbank*
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The alignment is definitely murdered.
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It’s like you were there with me!
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Meanwhile, in Illinois: “No parking spaces at work? Fine, I’ll make my own!”
Dat articulation.
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I did that with my Can Am often, whenever we had to give way to others in the trail.
Nevermind it knocked it out of alignment and I didn’t know wheels had to be aligned four years ago
Now driving in a straight line is a whole spectacle!
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That reminds me- I don’t think I told you all, but last month at Kart 2 Kart Dogapult and I pushed David Tracy’s Project Swiss Cheese off of a snow mound.
I’m sure his 4WD would have gotten him back off of there, but... the battery was dead. We needed to roll it back down so that I could get my car in close enough for the jumper cables. Just needed a boost!
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That’s like a whole 3 inches! (Heyooo)
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Hard parking:
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I got this:
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Showoff :P
You should totally get a mini-Voyager, btw.
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Mini-Voyager?
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It’s so wrong. I love it!
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OMG I hate those!
I can’t even!