Hard parking

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/20/2018 at 13:34 • Filed to: None

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Bro, do you even Subaru?


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2018 at 13:40

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Plot: murderer dumped bodies in gutter just before first snowfall. But when the snow melts, the bumbling local cops will assume you ran over them, so you’ll spend 90-120 minutes trying to clear your name from behind bars.

Starring Liam Neeson as CalzoneGolem.

7% on Rotten Tomatoes. Expected sequel unlikely to get funding.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2018 at 13:45

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“dude lets just look at another street”

“For fucks sake I ain’t walking a single meter more than I need to!”

*Rams forester into snowbank*


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often
02/20/2018 at 13:45

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The alignment is definitely murdered.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Spanfeller is a twat
02/20/2018 at 13:47

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It’s like you were there with me!


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2018 at 13:50

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Meanwhile, in Illinois: “No parking spaces at work? Fine, I’ll make my own!”

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Dat articulation.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2018 at 13:51

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I did that with my Can Am often, whenever we had to give way to others in the trail.

Nevermind it knocked it out of alignment and I didn’t know wheels had to be aligned four years ago

Now driving in a straight line is a whole spectacle!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2018 at 14:05

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That reminds me- I don’t think I told you all, but last month at Kart 2 Kart Dogapult and I pushed David Tracy’s Project Swiss Cheese off of a snow mound.

I’m sure his 4WD would have gotten him back off of there, but... the battery was dead. We needed to roll it back down so that I could get my car in close enough for the jumper cables. Just needed a boost!


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Mercedes Streeter
02/20/2018 at 14:09

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That’s like a whole 3 inches! (Heyooo)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro
02/20/2018 at 14:24

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Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2018 at 16:14

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Hard parking:

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Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Mercedes Streeter
02/20/2018 at 16:15

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I got this:

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Long-Voyager
02/20/2018 at 16:21

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Showoff :P

You should totally get a mini-Voyager, btw.


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Mercedes Streeter
02/20/2018 at 17:12

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Mini-Voyager?


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Long-Voyager
02/20/2018 at 17:15

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It’s so wrong. I love it!


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Mercedes Streeter
02/20/2018 at 17:45

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OMG I hate those!

I can’t even!