Tell me what I bought, based on the product warnings.

"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal) 02/18/2018 at 16:45 • Filed to: None

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It’s a stupid game but it’s a Sunday.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 16:52

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...wow....that is some terrible translation, lol. Guessing some sort of camera?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 16:52

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A cheap-ass smartwatch?

CB > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 16:52

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Electronic rectal thermometre.

WilliamsSW > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 16:52

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Clearly a sex toy.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 16:56

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NUT DEVICE

aquila121 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 02/18/2018 at 17:06

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It’s waterproof too!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 17:14

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From the wording of that second one it sounds like your in a situation where you think the battery might explode and you say to yourself “oh no his battery is going to explode! I know I’ll just throw it in the fire in order to prevent the explosion.”

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 17:15

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It’s a butt plug.

Spanfeller is a twat > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 17:19

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Waterproof nut device?

Sounds like a submarine porn video

Urambo Tauro > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 17:34

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Endoscope/borescope?

thefinalmonster > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 17:44

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It’s an endoscope

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > CB 02/18/2018 at 17:49

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Goddamn close.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/18/2018 at 17:49

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As an English major, this warning label offends to no end. Yes.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > WilliamsSW 02/18/2018 at 17:49

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Also quite close!

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 17:52

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[Rectal] Bore scope?

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/18/2018 at 17:56

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(The nice thing is the LEDs so you don’t have to hold the flashlight.)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 20:00

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A tool for looking up someone’s ass?

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/18/2018 at 20:37

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Hey honey.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/18/2018 at 21:05

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If the cord’s long enough, you can look up your own ass.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 02/19/2018 at 04:20

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anal beads?