I present to you, for your consideration

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 02/15/2018 at 20:56 • Filed to: Embiggen deez nuts

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Infiniti rump.

The fuel economy burns like nitromethane in an open wound, but it makes noises and locomotes briskly.

Oppo review will come soon.

shop-teacher > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:21

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Infinity rump ... Meh

Glad you’ve got a car again, and if you like it, that’s all that matters.

TheHondaBro > shop-teacher 02/15/2018 at 21:24

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Do I sense condescension in your typeface? I will literally fight you then vape over your comatose body while intasnapping it to my facetwitter.

shop-teacher > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:26

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No condensation whatsoever. I’m genuinely happy for you. Going months without a car sounds like torture to me.

Now go vape somewhere else broseph.

TheHondaBro > shop-teacher 02/15/2018 at 21:31

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I walked a mile in the cold, wet, dark of morning to the bus stop for a 30 minute bus ride to school, then bussed straight to work where after an 8 hour shift, I walked back home.

Forget being humble, I fucking earned my car.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:31

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Better than a Volvo rump. The Volvo’s is shapelier, but not as THICC

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:34

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“That’s a nice Camry you have there”.

fintail > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:34

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Cool Datsun

TheHondaBro > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/15/2018 at 21:34

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smh so many asses to kick in this post.

TheHondaBro > fintail 02/15/2018 at 21:35

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boi

TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/15/2018 at 21:35

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Wait when did you get a Volvo I thought you had an Integra.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:40

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It was obviously a joke.

Now if I said, “That’s a nice Altima you have there”, that would be harsh.

TheHondaBro > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/15/2018 at 21:40

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Too late, bend over.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:40

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The Integra got stolen (October), then I bought an Accord for $900 (January.) Then I got in a wreck with that, then I got a Volvo.

TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/15/2018 at 21:43

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Accords are hexed.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:43

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That’s quite obviously a BMW

Wait, my bad, I’m wrong

It’s clearly a Mercedes.

Oh wait no. It’s obviously just an embiggened Altima-Maxima-Versa whatsit thing. Nice Honda. I’ll see you later in my 2029 Honda Supra Lx-2JZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyandznowiknowmyabcsnexytimewontyousuckadick

#shitpost/shitcomment?

wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:43

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I do like the Infiniti double circle tail lights...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:45

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Datto arse goes on for Infiniti. Question is...is this the Bluebird’s opening Stanza? Or will it Quest for the Frontier?

Ash78, voting early and often > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/15/2018 at 21:46

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At least be accurate!

Altime COUPE. Big difference.

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:47

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MICHAELS VOLSKWAGEN OF BELLEVUE

Say what?

VOLKSWAGEN OF BELLEVUE

shop-teacher > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:47

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Hell yes you did! Enjoy it!!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 02/15/2018 at 21:48

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Giving it that much credit wouldn’t be snarky enough.

TheHondaBro > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 02/15/2018 at 21:49

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NO

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:49

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Oh yes. I had so many stupid problems with it. The most annoying part, was that most of them had two things causing the same problem. It also had a tie rod that required heat and freezing to get off. The only explanation for why that was necessary, is witchcraft. Since it had never been registered outside of Texas.

TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/15/2018 at 21:49

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I had weird electrical and transmission problems with mine.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 21:52

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Oh that’s right! 5th gear wouldn’t work (manual) apparently this gen had a defective shift fork from the factory. So I think it’s safe to conclude that

Accord = Bad

TheHondaBro > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/15/2018 at 21:53

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Accord = warm and bad

Matt Nichelson > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 22:03

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Ya did good. And I don’t give a shit what people say, I like the noise a VQ makes. It was one of the few things I did like about my 350Z by the time I got rid of it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 22:05

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I dig it.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 02/15/2018 at 22:07

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Embiggen Dat Ass

Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > TheHondaBro 02/16/2018 at 09:43

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chrome spoiler