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I was the guy getting absolutely toasted
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Fake and Gay! Pics or it didn’t happen.
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Why are these always in a band room...
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Oof!
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Internet stardom awaits.
I assume they contacted you for permission. That’s got to be a weird job.
Lol yeah you got toasted.
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I got front paged on failblog once with a video of me crashing bluegrass jams with a clarinet... it was an interesting 15 seconds of fame when the video went from 10 to 52k views overnight... then pretty much stayed there ever since. The funniest part to me were the comments of people saying it sounded good, when I was totally trying to mess with people
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If you become famous you have to say you’ve known me for your whole life
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Football locker
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My thoughts exactly
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Are you wearing a Ferragamo belt?
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Fish Hippie
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The Ferragamo could’ve saved you.
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It’s been over two months and I still think about how safe you would’ve been in a nice Salvatore Ferragamo belt. The clout of the giant buckle, which combines the appearance of Kevin Durant’s logo and the album art for Toto IV, could’ve provided a force field around you. Similar to automatic emergency braking in a car, the Ferragamo logo senses nearby threats, such as Caucasian males with exercise balls, and activates when said object is within six inches of you. The circles in the logo are there for a reason: to unleash the force field. By exiting through not one, but two, holes, the Ferragamo’s force field creates dual protection and allows you to be safe in any scenario. Along with having twice the syllables of other designer belts, such as Gucci and Fendi, a Ferragamo also protects you from everything. Intruders, the locker room, even your Mini if it starts to act bizarre on you. The current selection of Ferragamo belts and accessories is located here:
https://www.ferragamo.com/shop/us/en/men/belts-man
Yes, I’ll go back to studying accounting.
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Hi. You called?
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Twingo in a Ferragamo belt.
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Twingo with Toto IV
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I should check this out. I mean, who doesn’t want the album art of Toto IV on a belt lol