Maybe it's the angle of the shot...

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 02/14/2018 at 22:00 • Filed to: Opinions are like Assholes

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...because it looks like I’m looking at the rear end of a CUV instead of a wagon.

wafflesnfalafel > boredalways 02/14/2018 at 22:04

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I’ll tell you a secret if you keep it quiet, all wagons are just lowered CUVs...

CB > boredalways 02/14/2018 at 22:04

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I can see it. Maybe from a lower or more level angle it looks less big, or if there was something beside it to compare it to?

shop-teacher > boredalways 02/14/2018 at 22:06

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CUVs are nothing more than slightly lifted wagons, so you did.

Ash78, voting early and often > boredalways 02/14/2018 at 22:21

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They Toyota-haunched it? Not a fan of the Shelf Booty.

Dusty Ventures > wafflesnfalafel 02/14/2018 at 22:26

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Counterargument: no amount of lifting would make a roadmaster look like a CUV

OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways 02/14/2018 at 22:34

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I farted so there’s that.

daender > Dusty Ventures 02/14/2018 at 22:34

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True, but if there’s a 4x4 chassis and a big block underneath it then it’s awesome.

Dusty Ventures > daender 02/14/2018 at 22:40

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Would hoon

duurtlang > boredalways 02/15/2018 at 03:05

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It’s the angle. Look at it from the side and you’ll see it’s a wagon. Long, relatively sleek, relatively long rear overhang. It’s like a sedan with extra glass, while a crossover is shorter and fatter than a comparable sedan.

boredalways > wafflesnfalafel 02/15/2018 at 07:52

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No

boredalways > shop-teacher 02/15/2018 at 07:55

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boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/15/2018 at 07:57

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But you didn’t say “excuse me”.

boredalways > duurtlang 02/15/2018 at 08:00

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“Look at it from the side and you’ll see it’s a wagon.”

No cheating.

OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways 02/15/2018 at 08:35

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nope but i did giggle

shop-teacher > boredalways 02/15/2018 at 09:07

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You can tell yourself that, if it makes you feel better.

boredalways > shop-teacher 02/15/2018 at 12:52

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Oh you’re justing being difficult. Does shop-teacher need a “time out”?

/s