"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/08/2018 at 10:27 • Filed to: None

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Crash your cars together in one thread.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:29

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Can you title this “THIS IS THE CRASH TEST THREAD”?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:30

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This is pretty sweet footage:

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:30

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can they just crash all their cars into each other?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/08/2018 at 10:32

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I’ve never liked how they start that test. it just seems really unrealistic. It should have one bigger impact point instead of skimming across all of them.

Shoop > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:34

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Which thread?

Sometimes it helps to be bigly.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Shoop 02/08/2018 at 10:35

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Pick one. IDGAF

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:35

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Never!

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:36

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Shoop > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:41

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maybe you should GAF

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:42

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Oppo this morning be like

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:44

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LOL

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 10:50

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oppo is rekt

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/08/2018 at 11:28

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Good point, but if a car’s going to roll, it’s most likely going to go over at the point where it’s most “tippy” along the pitch axis. I’m not sure if any car would actually roll in a “moose test” scenario.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Dusty Ventures 02/08/2018 at 11:35

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Man, my car doesn’t do well at ALL in a crash test. I’m doomed.

Maxima Speed > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 11:44

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Never! Resistance is futile!

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/08/2018 at 11:54

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I thought about making a post for all the crash tests, but then I thought:

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/08/2018 at 11:56

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Cars need to be tested like Volvos more. They usually roll because the environment, not the movement. More “real world” test would help.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/08/2018 at 13:47

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Yup - and this is why they have the reputation they do.