"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/07/2018 at 09:52 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/07/2018 at 09:52 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 22
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Lorem ipsum quick brown fox.
1 st Wipe : Travis Kalanick takes the stand to defend Uber’s alleged use of “cheat codes” against competitor Waymo, charges he claims were only brought up up to take Uber down down and were left right left right in the open by former employee Justin Bailey; further corroboration would BA Start.
2 nd Wipe : FCA-UAW scandal sees another plea deal, this time by a photographer who documented years of UAW embezzlement for lavish parties on social media using money earmarked for worker training. If it weren’t for the 5 th Amendment, social media couldn’t exist.
3 rd Wipe : Sergio Marchionne still has a dream that one day all of his companies will be judged not by the callousness of their advertising, but by the content of their brand equity.
4 th Wipe : Mazda’s success more than doubles in fourth quarter. Unlike the Patriots.
5 th Wipe : Test track for driverless cars opening near Detroit, which is a perfect complement to all the ownerless houses.
Flush : Tire magnate Harvey Samuel Firestone died in 1938; never got to see his family name taken down by OEM Ford tires, The Bachelor, and shitty wine.
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/07/2018 at 09:59 |
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There is always one gem in all the gold, today I give you credit for the 5th wipe. Nice.
HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/07/2018 at 10:16 |
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Third wipe had me shitting my pants. Well done, now I need another roll.
Milky
> OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
02/07/2018 at 10:56 |
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Everyone jokes not realizing you can actually buy your dream house for nothing and live how you want.
random001
> Milky
02/07/2018 at 12:15 |
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Does it come complete with squatters?
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Milky
> random001
02/07/2018 at 12:31 |
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Nope, the “worst” bit is the adult foster care across the street.
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/07/2018 at 17:53 |
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It fell flat until that fifth wipe. That one was a winner.
ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/07/2018 at 17:54 |
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The 5th wipe was the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Thanks.
boredalways
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/07/2018 at 19:24 |
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I barely made it past the 1st wipe.
And I’m going to see if The Konami Code works for discounted ride home from the bars this weekend.
Also, #FucKonami