I don't care for these seasonal Reese's shapes

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/06/2018 at 15:10 • Filed to: None

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The chocolate-to-peanut-butter ratio is way off. The classic Cups get it right.

Party-vi > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:20

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YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT THESE ARE AN ABOMINATION

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:20

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You are correct but I’ll eat the hell out of those peanut-butter filled chocolate easter eggs anyways.

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:22

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talking about reese

WTF is this crap

no one ever said, hum wonder why they don’t make white chocolate reese.....

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party-vi 02/06/2018 at 15:24

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Also they look nothing like what they say. This heart, for instance, looked more like a pair of lumpy testicles.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:25

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Isn’t that what Valentine’s day is all about?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WilliamsSW 02/06/2018 at 15:27

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I never said I wouldn’t eat them.

Sir Halffast > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:28

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Yes, and?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 15:28

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Those actually aren’t bad.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:30

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Mrs. addiction would disagree 100%.

Brian, The Life of > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 15:32

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White “chocolate” is garbage and whoever came up with this should be fired

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:32

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Chariotoflove > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 15:32

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I’m not a fan either.

Wacko > Brian, The Life of 02/06/2018 at 15:33

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it’s not even chocolate!

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:33

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I agree completely. It is the ratio that is the problem. With these, the peanut butter is just too overwhelming.

Brian, The Life of > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:34

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I’ll go even further: Mini cups are nowhere nearly as good as the original cup and you can fuck right off with those tiny cups in a bag bullshit.

Give me original Reese’s PB cups or give me ... something else entirely.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 02/06/2018 at 15:34

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I didn’t say putting testicles in your mouth was a bad thing

Chariotoflove > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 15:35

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It’s way too sweet to offset the peanut butter.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:37

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Oh, I was hoping you’d say no to them and then send them to me.

Dammit.

WilliamsSW > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 15:37

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That seems like it would be terrible.

WilliamsSW > Brian, The Life of 02/06/2018 at 15:38

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I would just fire whoever named it ‘chocolate’, for lying. It’s not great, but I’ll eat it if there’s no real chocolate left.

benjrblant > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:39

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I agree that the original Reese’s frustum is the optimum ratio of surface area to volume for a chocolate-on-peanutbutter or a peanutbutter-on-chocolate snack.

Takuro Spirit > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:40

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THE PB IS THE BEST PART

FUCK THE CHOCOLATE

Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 15:40

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Incorrect sir!

Trees and pumpkins are a better ratio, but I’d never kick a standard cup out of bed.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Brian, The Life of 02/06/2018 at 15:41

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Yes! Yes! 1,000 times yes!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Sir Halffast 02/06/2018 at 15:43

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Nothing says Valentine’s Day quite like putting testicles in your mouth.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Takuro Spirit 02/06/2018 at 15:48

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Maybe if it was real PB and not a sickeningly sweet PB/sugar amalgam.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Brian, The Life of 02/06/2018 at 15:53

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I would have expressed it differently, but I definitely share your sentiment.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 15:53

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First off, white chocolate is not chocolate at all.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 02/06/2018 at 15:53

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Nope; not even.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Chariotoflove 02/06/2018 at 15:55

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Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups.

End of discussion.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > benjrblant 02/06/2018 at 15:55

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Chilled, so the chocolate is crispier, and if you don’t nibble off the edges first, you don’t know what you’re doing.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 16:05

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You are wrong. Those things are amazing. I eat more of them than the regular Reese’s now.

Brian, The Life of > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/06/2018 at 16:06

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I have strong opinions on PB cups

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 16:11

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They always taste worse than the cups. And usually just look like poop instead of a bat or Christmas treee or whatever

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/06/2018 at 16:13

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I hear you - - but if you offer me a white chocolate macadamia nut cookie, I’ll eat it. Unless you also have chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin, too.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Brian, The Life of 02/06/2018 at 16:24

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But do you eat them correctly?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 02/06/2018 at 16:25

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LOLNOPE. White chocolate does not equal chocolate. I spurn the stuff.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/06/2018 at 16:26

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The peanut butter seems sweeter and fluffier than in the cups.

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/06/2018 at 16:30

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Oh hell no it does not equal chocolate- - don’t get me wrong.

Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/06/2018 at 16:38

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Dark chocolate goes well with the peanut butter.

Wacko > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 02/06/2018 at 16:49

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Chariotoflove 02/06/2018 at 17:12

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Dark chocolate is best chocolate.

AntiSpeed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 17:33

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Reese’s Bites 4lyfe.

Seriously, that shit was like crack. The new mini’s are good but not quite the same.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Wacko 02/06/2018 at 17:57

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That looks DELICIOUS

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Brian, The Life of 02/06/2018 at 17:58

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White chocolate is GREAT. And without it, you couldn’t have a true TRIPLE CHOCOLATE ice cream.

Brian, The Life of > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 02/06/2018 at 18:08

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“White chocolate is GREAT.”

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Brian, The Life of 02/06/2018 at 18:18

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Here.... let me send you some white chocolate to help change your mind...

http://chatteringteeth.blogspot.ca/2013/01/fetus-heads-fetus-heads-eat-them-up-yum.html

Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/06/2018 at 19:50

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This is a universal truth.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/06/2018 at 21:35

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I was raised on Reese’s peanut butter cups, okay? But there is no cup but TJ’s.

slop10101 > Takuro Spirit 03/18/2019 at 11:27

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Yup, these seasonal ones are the best candy Reese’s put out, BECAUSE they have so much more PB than chocolate - it doesn’t help that the chocolate they use is Hershey’s trash chocolate, made with sour milk and oil. Maybe if they used European-quality milk chocolate, you know, chocolate that’s not chalky and sour, then they could use more of it, but as it is, more PB, more better.