What a monumental dickhead.

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 02/05/2018 at 19:13 • Filed to: DICKHEADS.

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This asshole parked really, really bad, he must’ve eaten up about 40cm into the parking space adjacent to my car, then the white SUV tried to park next to my car and failed, the both arrived at almost the same time: meaning that the SUV guys flipped off the fusion guy, and fusion guy cared less. Even left the mirrors out. The fusion owner is sitting next to me in the coffee shop upstairs, and seems to have settled for a while. the spot next to my car was the last spot.

Nibby > Spanfeller is a twat 02/05/2018 at 19:16

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i mean

i wouldn’t want to park my aston martin near peasants either

E90M3 > Nibby 02/05/2018 at 19:17

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I don’t park mine near peasants.

Nibby > E90M3 02/05/2018 at 19:18

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good boy

Spanfeller is a twat > Nibby 02/05/2018 at 19:20

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You can’t be a real Aston Martin owner unless you can pay peasants to park your car for you so that other peasants can’t touch it except the one peasent.

Ugh now he’s looking at my car, with disgust... three other people have looked at my car.... they like it until they see the Kia badge.... I enjoying watching them get unexcited.


UPDATE: four cars left at once... white E90 takes, out of five available spaces, the one next to my car and proceeds to look into the window.

Spanfeller is a twat > Nibby 02/05/2018 at 19:20

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Another UPDATE: C class merc pulls exactly the same bullshit as the Fusion.

I tell you, these people are savages.

Racin'Jason001 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/05/2018 at 19:21

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I do like your Stinger, sir. 

Spanfeller is a twat > Racin'Jason001 02/05/2018 at 19:23

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Thanks! people take interest on it here.... then they see its Korean and they look away...

Spanfeller is a twat > Spanfeller is a twat 02/05/2018 at 19:25

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Another update: CX5 pulls next to Merc, now takes HALF of adjacent space... I guess that using two spots doesn’t work here..

Spanfeller is a twat > E90M3 02/05/2018 at 19:26

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Surpirsingly, the BMWs that have been parked here have parked perfectly between the lines. the only bad parkers are Mercs and Fords.

Racin'Jason001 > Spanfeller is a twat 02/05/2018 at 19:30

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As long as you be havin’ fun, tho, who really cares?

Spanfeller is a twat > Racin'Jason001 02/05/2018 at 19:31

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Oh, I don’t care, LOL... I actually wish it was more understated, I do love a good Q car!

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Spanfeller is a twat 02/05/2018 at 20:03

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I normally hate the Stinger’s looks, but man, in black...it speaks to me.

Spanfeller is a twat > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 02/05/2018 at 20:26

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Oh trust me, its a pain in the ass to keep clean... But when its clean it looks great, for like half an hour.

EditorInGrief > Spanfeller is a twat 02/06/2018 at 02:26

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If there’s anything abnormal going on in a parking lot I’m using, I generally prefer to remain blissfully unaware. I hate how a butterfly effect of one person’s shitty parking can result in avoidable damage to an innocent car.