DOTS: Not Stelvio Pass

"RPM esq." (rpm3) 02/02/2018 at 14:45 • Filed to: DOTS, ALFA ROMEO, STELVIO, DOTS SEATTLE, SEEN AROUND

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The Alfa Romeo Stelvio is real, and I seent it, and took an extremely blurry photograph of it in the rain. Feast your eyes:

Yes, other than the VERY LARGE SPORTY EXHAUST TIPS it might as well be any other crossover—in fact, it looks a lot like the Mazda CX-5 from the back and sides, except worse.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > RPM esq. 02/02/2018 at 14:57

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I saw one in red here... the front is meh.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq. 02/02/2018 at 15:04

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I saw one yesterday too. It was crossing the double lines of 405 and driving like a jackass. Other than the mosquito face, it looked like a Kia with bigly tips.

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/02/2018 at 15:11

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Didn’t you know that you are allowed to drive around the suburbs like a dipshit as soon as you lease an Italian crossover with bigly exhausts and biglier sporting pretensions?

Milky > RPM esq. 02/02/2018 at 15:14

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My friend is going to let me drive his ... when he drives my Miata. Need to just find the time. He says its surprisingly quick and I like the interior.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq. 02/02/2018 at 15:17

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I knew the bigliest of knows

Spanfeller is a twat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/02/2018 at 15:23

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It doesn’t look like a Kia, Kias are sexier in every measureable way.

Take it from me, a Kia owner that can scientifically measure sexyness.

Klaus Schmoll > RPM esq. 02/02/2018 at 16:12

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Much like the Quattroformaggi can we keep it food related and nickname this thing the Stevia from now on?