Craigslist Challenge: Hideous Cars

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 12/16/2018 at 22:05 • Filed to: None

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Show me what horrifying trash your local CL has.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:06

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Linky to the golden van

https://vancouver.craigslist.org/nvn/cto/d/2015-mercedes-benz-sprinter/6772239739.html

atfsgeoff > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:09

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Get out of here, that thing looks awesome

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > atfsgeoff 12/16/2018 at 22:11

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Kinda.  Bet you it'd be funny to show up to claims in 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:12

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I was like “$5800 isn’t too bad for a wacky but practical van” then I saw it was $58000.

Biggest CP there ever was.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:12

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https://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/d/one-of-kind-custom-chopped/6763515990.html

interstate366, now In The Industry > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:15

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https://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/d/2000-mercury-mystique/6774356238.html

lone_liberal > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:17

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Fake convertible top and all.

https://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/d/2002-cadillac/6774367257.html

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/16/2018 at 22:18

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Lol. I'd rock that

vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:18

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Actually this is more your neighbourhood than mine.. in Chilliwack; it’s a jdm  Crown Hearse..

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > vicali 12/16/2018 at 22:18

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I...kinda dig it?

wafflesnfalafel > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:19

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that is just some wheels and a big stereo away from total awesomeness...

sdwarf36 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:19

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https://newlondon.craigslist.org/cto/d/1974-ford-pinto-nascar/6774279423.html

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:21

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gold sprinter van is KLASSY

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > sdwarf36 12/16/2018 at 22:21

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Why??? Why sink so much money and effort into that

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:23

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That’s just an asphalt modified. They’re pretty common.

Montalvo > sdwarf36 12/16/2018 at 22:27

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That monstrosity  is about 15 min from my house.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > lone_liberal 12/16/2018 at 22:29

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L A N D A U

vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:30

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You would certainly have trouble parking next to another one..

Nickcage > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:32

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Because racecar

lone_liberal > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 12/16/2018 at 22:32

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I love the way they brought the vinyl down to the side glass even though the door opens above that. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > vicali 12/16/2018 at 22:34

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I mean, it's just an ornate wagon... Right? I could put a ladder and groceries in it

Maxima Speed > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:34

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https://parkersburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1998-custom-lowrider-10/6753776101.html

https://athensohio.craigslist.org/cto/d/fixer-upper/6773098109.html

I win 

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:40

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https://nh.craigslist.org/cto/d/1984-widebody-pontiac-fiero/6757464806.html

Nasty. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:40

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2004 chevy malibu LS.

2010 F150 Harley Davidson edition with LED light bars and fuck those are terrible wheels. https://kalispell.craigslist.org/cto/d/2010-ford-150-harley-davidson/6773110989.html

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > lone_liberal 12/16/2018 at 22:40

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Thats why its a NP /s

RangerSmith > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:41

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https://kpr.craigslist.org/cto/d/classic-cars/6774053401.html

The lead image is of a bed they have for sale. That looks like a place that MANY 70's porn stars have been.

Longtime Lurker > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:41

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The keywords I was using came up with nothing hideous or trashy but here you might light this.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1399424509

vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:43

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It’s already got a shelf slider..

It’s bigly and dignant..

Have to overnight parts from Japan I bet..

Milky > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:43

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I have questions.

RangerSmith > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:52

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https://eastoregon.craigslist.org/cto/d/mini-semi-truck/6755117777.html

Just Jeepin' > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 22:53

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I was struggling to find anything truly ugly, in fact found some gems ...but then the inevitable.

So so so so ugly.

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/d/2003-hummer-h2-sandstone/6769928452.html

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Milky 12/16/2018 at 22:59

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Whaaaat!?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Longtime Lurker 12/16/2018 at 23:00

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Oh, I really do

Milky > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 23:04

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I know right?  A van and 3 kids for only $3500, what a deal.  

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/16/2018 at 23:27

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When your a VanMan but only have parking for a Smart 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > sdwarf36 12/16/2018 at 23:27

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“Street legal"

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > lone_liberal 12/16/2018 at 23:28

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I like that 

lone_liberal > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/16/2018 at 23:29

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You might need to seek professional help.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Maxima Speed 12/16/2018 at 23:32

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I actually love a sha ved S10 on bags. They're delightful. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 23:44

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I got a few. I kinda like this first one. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 23:50

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This one  is in Surrey BC. (Makes Gagging noises.)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > lone_liberal 12/16/2018 at 23:53

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Right color, right tires, landau, and nice wheels, on a Cadillac. Nothing wrong with that.

On almost  anything else it would be wrong

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/16/2018 at 23:56

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I kinda like that Sunbeam  Is it a V8 Tiger?

Maxima Speed > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 12/16/2018 at 23:58

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/17/2018 at 00:36

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Gagging at Surrey or the Forte? There is no wrong answer

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/17/2018 at 00:37

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I was looking at this thing in your neck of the woods Kalispell

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/d/1985-dodge-d100/6762915145.html

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/17/2018 at 00:47

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https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/dubbo/cars-vans-utes/2011-ssangyong-actyon-sports-q100-my08-tradie-blue-6-speed-automatic-double-cab-utility/1199537604

Ugliest I could find...the rest are just Oppo bait. Especially the manual '02 Lancer with only 400,000 km on the clock.

myfuncarisamotorcycle > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/17/2018 at 00:48

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I already threw this out the for David’s $500 post, but it’s also hideous, and Vermont is small, so I submit it here.

pip bip - choose Corrour > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/17/2018 at 05:18

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my complete local CL listings, yep 4

M elbourne, Victoria, Australia (no page for Ballarat)

pip bip - choose Corrour > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 12/17/2018 at 06:09

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400k km?

 only just broken in.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/17/2018 at 06:22

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Broken and busted are technically the same thing...

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > myfuncarisamotorcycle 12/17/2018 at 08:08

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I like it!

MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/17/2018 at 08:12

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Reminds me I dug this out of the archive recently …

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MiniGTI - now with XJ6 12/17/2018 at 09:12

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that looks adorable until you chuck it into a corner

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/17/2018 at 09:24

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That’s too nice to drive here in the winter. Quite the looker.

Pacmanboss256 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/17/2018 at 09:31

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https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cto/d/2002-buick-rendezvous-cxl-awd/6770511786.html

Buick Rendezvous with steel bullbar thingy

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/17/2018 at 10:07

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It goes a little overboard on the red on the interior , but I wouldn’t kick it out of my driveway