Oppo Advertising Fact Check: 100% Accurate

"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired) 12/03/2018 at 09:15 • Filed to: None

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Go home and cry into the pathetic cupholders of your car-shaped object , as you know you should have bought a 604.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > someassemblyrequired 12/03/2018 at 09:25

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My Rover isn’t car-shaped and doesn’t have cupholders. Your move.

someassemblyrequired > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/03/2018 at 09:28

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[ Glares dismissively and takes a puff on his Gitanes]

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > someassemblyrequired 12/03/2018 at 09:28

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If you own a Peugeot, you don’t own a Le Car.

fintail > someassemblyrequired 12/03/2018 at 09:34

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Even better with the exotic “Automatique” badge, something I remember vividly from the 604 in my neighborhood when I was a kid.  Has to be one of the last cars with a badge bragging about having an automatic.

punkgoose17 > someassemblyrequired 12/03/2018 at 09:43

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The only Peugeots I can afford are not actually cars. I can buy 1 new pepper grinder or 1 used bike. You silly bourgeois with your white coats. If I buy a pepper grinder does my Hyundai become a car?

someassemblyrequired > fintail 12/03/2018 at 09:44

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Yeah it’s hard to believe that was actually a thing for a loooong time.

someassemblyrequired > punkgoose17 12/03/2018 at 09:44

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I think we’ll need to allow that on a technicality.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > someassemblyrequired 12/03/2018 at 10:09

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I have 2 A604s in my driveway....

someassemblyrequired > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 12/03/2018 at 10:15

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They are also automatiques

InFierority Complex > someassemblyrequired 12/03/2018 at 10:56

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I’m getting strong Fiat 130 coupe vibes from that

someassemblyrequired > InFierority Complex 12/03/2018 at 11:01

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Both were designed by Pininfarina, though the 130 came first.

ranwhenparked > someassemblyrequired 12/03/2018 at 18:29

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Well, I mean, all those scienticians can’t be wrong.