Replace walking with driving

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 11/29/2018 at 16:08 • Filed to: THIS, shitpost, Twitter

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Except you won’t get a ticket for walking too fast

Tripper > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 16:07

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Haha this is the truth and my life

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 16:17

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/me ambles along slowly and occasionally veers off in a random directions very slowly

/me drives fast and agressive (well... agressive... fast is relative with 35 hp:p)

/me rides like a lunatic.....

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 16:18

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I have a hard time with this.... so I give up

Unless I’m ready to speed up 3 0km/h to do an overtake, I’ll slow down

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 16:20

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As long as h e’s walking on the right-hand part of the sidewalk.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 16:25

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I have long legs so my fast walk is much more subtle that a shorter person’s fast walk.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Urambo Tauro 11/29/2018 at 16:26

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If not, would you walk right up to him real close and breathe heavily down his neck?

Just Jeepin' > Spanfeller is a twat 11/29/2018 at 16:28

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One of many positive aspects to driving a Jeep: going slower than you want is rarely all that painful. Going fast is hard, going slow is easy.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/29/2018 at 16:30

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Like this?

vs. this?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 16:36

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Spanfeller is a twat > Just Jeepin' 11/29/2018 at 16:36

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Plus, less bad mog

Just Jeepin' > Spanfeller is a twat 11/29/2018 at 16:40

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When your effective range of mpg  is 11-13...sure, that ~20% improvement should be impressive, but in practice, meh.

smobgirl > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/29/2018 at 17:15

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My family all know what DRS ENABLED means if we’re on foot.