Cyclists V. Drivers: Victoria

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 11/20/2018 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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Ah BC. We increasingly seem to solve our problems by shitting into our hands and chucking it at our enemies like apes. We had the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and now another incident in Victoria.

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Cyclist defecates, throws poop at car following crash:

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 10:54

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I’ve been tempted, but typically cannot poop on demand.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/20/2018 at 10:55

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Like concealed carry down in the US, I think you have to carry “one in the chamber” in order to defend yourself as quickly as possible.

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 10:59

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Well at least it’s not your claim... yet...

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 11:02

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I don’t understand. If you poop into your own hands and throw it at someone you can’t hit, them you lose because you’re the one who touched poo. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > someassemblyrequired 11/20/2018 at 11:03

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*silently contemplates whether poop cleaning would fall under comprehensive coverage*

Yeah... I’ll pass on that claim. I don’t need money that badly.

fintail > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 11:04

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An armed society is a polite society lol

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/20/2018 at 11:21

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You have to have eaten Taco Bell about 20 minutes before the desired time of deployment.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/20/2018 at 11:31

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IMO Taco Bell consistency is hard to throw.

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 11:40

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T his is what happens when you take people’s guns away.

vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 11:46

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That was unexpected..

P oor little C amry never had a chance. .

benjrblant > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 12:32

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This is America without guns.

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/20/2018 at 12:45

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Wow BC is looking shitty now.

Must be the influx of Americans....

The Ghost of Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/20/2018 at 13:22

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It’s like these people don’t think! 

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/22/2018 at 09:49

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Well you know, it does take some skill to shit on command like that.

On a more serious note, cyclists getting doored is a serious issue.

But in my view, as someone who has ridden downtown, half of the problem are inattentive drivers, the other half are idiot Lance-Armstrong-wannabee cyclists who ride fast regardless of the situation and don’t leave at least 1 meter of space between them and parked cars.

I haven’t gotten doored yet mainly because I ride defensively instead of riding like I’m trying to win Le Tour du France.