Can One Tell Dad Jokes if One is Not a Dad?

"user314" (user314) 10/29/2018 at 08:14 • Filed to: Dad Joke, Pun, Sorry not sorry

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > user314 10/29/2018 at 08:24

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I’ve been told I have “dad bod” and am not a dad, so I think such things can be achieved

The Dummy Gummy > user314 10/29/2018 at 08:24

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Yes. It’ll give you time to fine tune your craft. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > user314 10/29/2018 at 08:31

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my daughter told one the other day... so yes

i also promptly forgot it... coz i have dad memory

The Dummy Gummy > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 08:36

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There has been something I’ve been meaning to tell you...

404 - User No Longer Available > user314 10/29/2018 at 08:44

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Pfft. Chicken Gran Coup.

404 - User No Longer Available > 404 - User No Longer Available 10/29/2018 at 08:48

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Actually on a second thought.... given how tall the doors are sitting, that would be a Sport Activity Coup.

Ash78, voting early and often > user314 10/29/2018 at 09:15

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The “Dad” prefix was really just invented a few years ago to give those of us with lame jokes and pudgy bellies the opportunity to honor ourselves. Progeny is optional.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > user314 10/29/2018 at 09:20

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I read something the other day that said “when self driving cars are common “who’s turn is it to drive” will be the Dad joke of the century. I laughed. And then cried about the idea of self driving cars. 

CB > user314 10/29/2018 at 09:37

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I’ve been told I’m ready for the job because of my jokes.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > user314 10/29/2018 at 10:12

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Did you here they banned feeding cows round bales?

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The cows weren’t getting a square meal!

shop-teacher > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/29/2018 at 10:58

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My daughters favorite joke is the interrupting cow knock-knock joke.

thejustache > user314 10/29/2018 at 11:03

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I’ve had the bod, the jokes, and the car (Outback) for a while without having kids so you should be good to go. Of course now I have a daughter on the way so I think I should be ready

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 10/29/2018 at 12:00

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*hear.

Stupid autocorrect.