Flathead County Police Blotter Mega Dump

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/25/2018 at 14:31 • Filed to: None

9:20 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that a dog showed up at his home the previous night and now it won’t leave.

9:24 a.m. Ammo was stolen in Marion.

10:25 a.m. A Columbia Falls man was innocently lying naked on his couch when his “nosy neighbor” walked into his house.

10:56 a.m. A dog was bothering horses in Kalispell.

11 a.m. A Marion resident said a man named Randy had just crawled into his house via the dog door.

11:23 a.m. Someone was siphoning gas out of a vehicle in Columbia Falls.

12:23 p.m. A Kalispell man said he thinks he saw a fugitive.

12:46 p.m. A Kalispell woman was upset that an ambulance honked at her. She said she pulled over to the side of the road when she saw the ambulance coming but felt that it was going too fast.

12:59 p.m. A man was napping behind a Bigfork church.

1:15 p.m. A Columbia Falls man said another man walked into his workplace and started screaming at him about a road rage incident that happened months ago.

1:23 p.m. Two dogs assaulted chickens in Kalispell. The dogs were incarcerated after the incident. It’s unclear what condition the chickens were in after the attack.

1:36 p.m. A Kalispell resident was complaining that a UPS vehicle was driving too fast.

4:51 p.m. A “bear dog” was on the loose in Kalispell.

10:37 p.m. Someone was rear-ended on River Road.

11:46 p.m. “Disturbing” stuff was going down in a Kalispell parking lot.

10:32 a.m. A dog was in the highway.

11:27 a.m. A toddler was in the highway.

12:29 p.m. A hay bale was in the highway.

9:25 p.m. A lost dog was found.

10:12 p.m. A bar fight was underway in Bigfork.

10:15 p.m. A Marion man got into an altercation with his landlord.

11:16 p.m. Dogs have been barking in Columbia Falls for over an hour.

1:23 a.m. Storage units were broken into in Whitefish.

1:46 a.m. Someone moved 34 traffic cones into the middle of U.S. Highway 2 near Hungry Horse.

4 a.m. A toddler was getting an early start to his day by playing with his parent’s phone and calling 911.

6:10 a.m. A Columbia Falls woman called 911 because there was a man sleeping in his car at the end of her driveway. The woman knocked on the car window and told him to leave, to which he responded, “No! I’m not leaving!”

6:36 a.m. Another man was sleeping in his car in Kalispell.

7:48 a.m. A Columbia Falls man reported that his girlfriend was “being irrational.”

7:53 a.m. A Kila resident reported that a vehicle has been parked near the local climbing wall for nearly two weeks and was worried that there’s a dead body in the car. Upon further investigation there were no dead bodies in or around the vehicle.

10:33 a.m. A Marion woman allegedly threw a crutch at a man’s head.

10:38 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 to report a deer in his lawn. He wanted law enforcement to swing by and tell the animal to move along.

11:04 a.m. A Kalispell casino patron found a bag of drugs.

11:20 a.m. A Snapchat photo resulted in a call to the police.

11:24 a.m. A Somers dog attacked some goats.

11:30 a.m. A Kalispell man accused his ex-wife of stealing his stuff.

12:51 p.m. Someone found a bag of drugs in a taxi.

12:52 p.m. A Kalispell resident pocket-dialed 911.

12:56 p.m. A Somers man was arguing with his neighbor Doug.

1:04 p.m. A kitten was injured in Kalispell.

1:07 p.m. A Whitefish man said someone was illegally hunting on his property.

2:49 p.m. A dog was found in a Bigfork brewery parking lot.

3:45 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because the “neighbor kids” had been shooting guns for more than an hour.

3:55 p.m. A Kalispell resident found a lost wallet.

4:18 p.m. A man was living in a van.

5:13 p.m. Someone was worried about the “Hippie Bus” in Whitefish.

5:17 p.m. A Whitefish resident called because there was a woman with cameras on her back porch.

5:34 p.m. A goat lost its ear in a vicious dog attack. The goat was expected to survive.

7:38 p.m. A man called 911 and said “There’s a mess going on here!” and hung up.

8:13 p.m. A Marion barkeep called 911 because a man he had just kicked out of the pub went outside and started shooting guns into the air.

9:34 p.m. A Whitefish gas station attendant called 911 because someone drove off with the gas pump still attached to their car and it spilled fuel all over the parking lot.

9:44 p.m. A Martin City man said someone’s been “mis sing with my rig.”

9:53 p.m. A man reported getting threatening messages via Facebook.

DISCUSSION (28)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:40

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The wolf/bear hybrid mega predator we’ve feared for years. See also, Dolphin/Shark.

HoustonRunner > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:45

Cue SyFy made for TV movie in 3...2...1...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:48

A bear dog is a real kind of dog. Our neighbors have one and it is an asshole. Also this:

Kinja'd!!!

Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:52

10:32 a.m. A dog was in the highway.

11:27 a.m. A toddler was in the highway.

12:29 p.m. A hay bale was in the highway.

Look. If you see a hay bale in the highway, you’re not on any interstate in Kalispell: just stop and get it out of the way before someone causes an accident.

If you see a dog, call 911, don’t, I don’t care.

If you see a toddler, I don’t care if you’re late to a meeting with someone who’s about to give you a raise and promotion, don’t call 911, STOP YOUR DAMNED CAR AND RESCUE THE TODDLER.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:54

“ Disturbing” stuff was going down in a Kalispell parking lot.

Sounds like a good 80s retro movie

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:54

9:20 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that a dog showed up at his home the previous night and now it won’t leave.

That’s how I came by most of my dogs growing up.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:56

Kinja'd!!!

fuuuuuuck!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove
10/25/2018 at 14:56

Seriously we ended up with two dogs and several cats via them just showing up at our house in the country. I think the County road in our area was a popular area for people to dump unwanted animals.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:57

Mine is fuzzier, yours is terrifying.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:57

9:20 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that a dog showed up at his home the previous night and now it won’t leave.

Free doggo, pretty good deal.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:58

I read these dumpster of yours and have to wonder if everyone in Kalispell isn't on drugs all the time.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:58

I’d hug yours. Mine eats people

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 14:59

That is exactly what people would do down by our street. Got a box of kittens by the roadside one day. Got another cat by finding her in the ditch with her pelvis broken. She got pregnant and had a difficult delivery because it healed funny.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/25/2018 at 14:59

... or day drinking.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 15:06

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Had they been shooting for less than an hour, everything would have been fine. I miss small town life.

Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/25/2018 at 15:08

A Columbia Falls man reported that his girlfriend was “being irrational.”

I really want to make a joke about the fact that there’s no 911 call center sufficiently well-staffed to cope with every guy who needs help with this one...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Just Jeepin'
10/25/2018 at 15:09

This is basically what happens when you play a country music song backwards. You get your hay back, you get your kid back, and finally you get your dog back.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/25/2018 at 15:10

>1 hr shooting with no noticeable change in gun type would make me suspicious too.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Just Jeepin'
10/25/2018 at 15:16

I hope the 911 operator told him to call someone who cares.