DITPL: A Tragedy

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10/11/2018 at 13:48 • Filed to: Someone needs a backup cam stat

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There is a note, and there’s a good chance this was recorded, so hopefully justice will be served, but someone is going to be really sad at quittin’ time.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 13:54

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 13:55

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You’re supposed to STOP when you hear the crunch.... not FLOOR IT. Wow.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 13:58

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That’ll buff right out.. .not!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:00

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Just imagine that. You get off work, your excited to get into you WRX and angerly buzz your way home, and instead you see your baby a crunched up.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Takuro Spirit
10/11/2018 at 14:01

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Yeah I am struggling to understand how this could happen at parking lot speeds.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:15

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Because it didn’t. You know as well as I that people carelessly fly through parking lots


Kinja'd!!! syaieya > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:18

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Minor damage is usually cosmetic, including dents or scratches to the vehicle body


Kinja'd!!! WRXforScience > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:22

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That guy picked a spot where he only had one side with a space next to him and even straddled the line to prevent door dings, he’s not going to take this well.


Kinja'd!!! ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:23

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It appears the offender may have left a note.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:24

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Unless that note says “I know you’re a cheating bastard.”....


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:25

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What did the note say?


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:26

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Aw man that sucks dude. Time to trade it in!


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
10/11/2018 at 14:32

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The part I could see said “Please call me. I am so sorry.” Hopefully there’s a phone number underneath the wiper.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > WRXforScience
10/11/2018 at 14:44

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Yeah, too bad they didn’t think about the spot being right across from where one of the access lanes T-intersects with the main lane. I think someone came out of there fast, swang  wide, and sheared off the front.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 14:49

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I wish you were nosier and checked the note haha. This is awful. Can’t even fathom coming out on a thursday to this. I would not be going to work friday...


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 15:13

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Plot twist... The number was 911


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 15:25

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Alright, well a t least they actually left a note with contact information.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > Future Heap Owner
10/11/2018 at 17:56

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He should just drive it like that. It builds character.


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > Future Heap Owner
10/18/2018 at 07:00

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