You're Welcome, Jeff Bezos

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10/10/2018 at 19:43 • Filed to: None

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I just realized that I’ve been ordering things, needed and otherwise, from Amazon for nineteen years . That’s a lot of money funneled to build the Hall of Doom. Anyone got me beat?

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DISCUSSION (36)


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 19:57

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How do you check?


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 19:58

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I think 2009, but I can’t find that info


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 19:59

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My Grandma was buying me books from Amazon all the back in the late 90's. I still vaguely recall the time when I associated Amazon with book orders.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 19:59

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Got ya beat. I feel a little guilty sometimes, but then I buy another thing with prime shipping... 


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 19:59

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What’s even creepier is if you are a prime user and you use the music app, every cd you bought that had a digital version on Amazon will be on your account 


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 19:59

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You’ve got me beat by 6 years. BTW, have you downloaded the all-time spending report? It’s scary how much $$ I’ve spent there.

Amazon>Your Account>Download o rder r eports

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Maybe don’t request your whole purchase history - it’s depressing


Kinja'd!!! leicester > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 20:03

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1997 here.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 20:04

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I know I bought books from them in 1996 and 1997. My current account with them is for an email address I didn’t have until 2004 though.


Kinja'd!!! Monkey B > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 20:08

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I think I started buying in 2005...My brothers gf worked worked at the Delaware warehouse in the early 90's. When did Amazon start?


Kinja'd!!! TheRevanchist > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
10/10/2018 at 20:16

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Right behind you at 99. Back then, they were projected to be losing money for the next decade, but the stock price was still climbing as their customer base was growing.  It survived the dot com bubble, though.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 20:24

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He needs to put that money to use and finally have the WaPo take some people down.

I’ve only been on Amazon since 06, but I am an old timer on ebay:

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Kinja'd!!! facw > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 20:28

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Only 2002 for me. On the other hand, last time I checked (at the end of last year), I had spent something like $33,000 at Amazon since 2006. Tried to get an updated report, but it’s failing for me now.

Reporting is here if anyone else has the heart to see how much they’ve shoveled into Amazon’s gaping maw:  https://www.amazon.com/gp/b2b/reports


Kinja'd!!! facw > The Dummy Gummy
10/10/2018 at 20:30

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It shows it on the front page for me, just search for “Hi,”.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > fintail
10/10/2018 at 20:30

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How do you find that?


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > facw
10/10/2018 at 20:33

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Bummer, can’t find it anywhere.

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Kinja'd!!! facw > The Dummy Gummy
10/10/2018 at 20:34

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On my screen it’s towards the top left, on one of the cards below the header and the big ad banner.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > The Dummy Gummy
10/10/2018 at 20:40

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I logged out, logged back in, and it showed up in a “hello” type message.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 21:48

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Hi, Darryl. 


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 22:06

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Well dont you guys need supplies around the office? Great place to get it fast!

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Btw. I will soon have the same saying  on my wall.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > facw
10/10/2018 at 22:28

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Man, I really  don’t want to look at that. I might get sick.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 22:28

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Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > 7:07
10/10/2018 at 22:29

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No way am I looking at that. Somethings are better left unknown.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
10/10/2018 at 22:31

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Yeah, at first it was pretty much books only.  Back then only the bookstores thought Amazon would put them out of business. 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Monkey B
10/10/2018 at 22:33

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I think ‘94 but they only sold books back then.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Clown Shoe Pilot
10/10/2018 at 22:34

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Just nipped me! 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > ttyymmnn
10/10/2018 at 22:34

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Hello! 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > leicester
10/10/2018 at 22:35

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Ordered some books, I presume? Do you remember when they started branching out?


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 22:40

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I bought stuff from them before that (probably back to 1995) using my old ISP/employer email address , but I didn’t register my current  domain for myself until 1998.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Clown Shoe Pilot
10/10/2018 at 22:45

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Yeah, I probably ordered some stuff with my AOL account but it probably didn’t amount to much since I was pretty broke back then. ‘99 probably represents my fancy new job and was created with my Eartlink account.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > facw
10/10/2018 at 22:46

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I'm at 22K since the beginning of 2006. My average item price is $76


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 22:59

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I remember always thinking of them as just  “that Internet bookstore” until one day, bam, suddenly they were selling everything. These commercials were the first time I realized how big they had actually gotten. I want to say early 2000s?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 23:46

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Liberal

Named Darryl

Explain this


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > lone_liberal
10/10/2018 at 23:51

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If you count CD now, which A mazon bought, that would be 1995. Amazon straight up would be 2004.


Kinja'd!!! MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > lone_liberal
10/11/2018 at 01:40

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I still have the hotmail account I setup in 1997. How many people have had the same email over 20 years?


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > MiniGTI - now with XJ6
10/11/2018 at 01:50

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I still had  my EarthLink account that I got in 98 until a few months ago. I didn’t use it and rarely checked it, but I had it. 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > MiniGTI - now with XJ6
10/11/2018 at 03:35

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i’ve had mine for years, not exactly sure how long

not sure how or if i can find out either