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Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
10/10/2018 at 17:59 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! jasmits > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 18:13

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Eh, they’re cheap enough for give -no-fucks fun.

Also I bet the person is currently handicapped from a very easily preventable accident of their own doing, not an actual handicap haha


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > jasmits
10/10/2018 at 18:21

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Handicapped from T-Rex attack, more likely.


Kinja'd!!! TheRevanchist > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 18:21

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Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > jasmits
10/10/2018 at 18:28

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I think you’re onto something there. The angle of the parking spaces tells me that this is most likely a one-way aisle, even though we can’t see the arrows from here. And the way those front wheels are turned suggests that the driver came in from the wrong direction... handicapped indeed.

Sweet ride tho


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 18:28

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Um..................I have no words.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 18:29

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I saw a Jurassic park painted Jeep near my house a couple months ago, complete with Park logo. Not sure why these skins are appealing to people.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 18:52

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This would have actually been the smart way to go, instead of spending all that money giving Explorers higher, Discovery-like roofs. 

But, I guess Ford was willing to pay to be the Official Tour Vehicles of Jurassic Park, and InGen wasn’t known for sound decision making anyway.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 19:24

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“You did it.  You crazy son of a bitch you did it.”


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 21:43

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Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Maxima Speed
10/10/2018 at 21:58

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Ok, so we spared a few expenses. Mostly fences and habitat design.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Maxima Speed
10/11/2018 at 01:08

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I mean... It’s neither book-accurate (Land Cruisers) nor screen-accurate (Explorers), but it’s nicely done, already has windows for seeing stuff, and a Land Rover would have been a perfect candidate to be turned into a glorified electric tour cart, because the crap that would act up would have been replaced as part of the conversion.

FWIW, the red-on-gray motif on the Wranglers has held up much better over time.