Stupid dog.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 01/22/2018 at 16:39 • Filed to: None

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Mrs. O.C. takes her idiot dog out to the meadow for a run. Idiot Dog runs at Mrs. O.C. full gallop and runs right into her knee. Mrs. O.C. can now barely walk. Dogs are cute and all of that, but in the main, just not worth the hassle. Damned dog.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 16:53

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At least the dog is cute enough to get away with it.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 17:15

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You take that back. Dogs are totally worth the hassle. And I say that after my dog got me in trouble with the police this past week (I don’t want to talk about it).

But my sympathy to your wife with her injury.

His Stigness > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 01/22/2018 at 17:45

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Oh please share with us.

Spanfeller is a twat > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 01/22/2018 at 17:49

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I see no remorse in the eyes of that beast.

It may have something to do with those being closed.

Spanfeller is a twat > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 17:50

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“Mrs. O.C. takes her idiot dog out to the meadow for a run.”

I never thought a sentence containing so many good words could have such a negative ending.

I wish the mrs a speedy recovery.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > His Stigness 01/22/2018 at 17:52

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I will merely echo what O.C. said so eloquently: “Stupid dog.”

PS9 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 18:04

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I have no idea why people like dogs. At their very best, they are a nuisance. At their worst, they’re basically a sentient firearm. I know people here love them, but as far as I’m concerned, they suck. Not worth it.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 18:18

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I’ve had dogs run into me so many times I instinctively cover my balls when I’m at the dog park and puppers are running around.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > PS9 01/22/2018 at 18:31

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I honestly do like dogs, but I wouldn’t own one. The dogs are my wife’s and I play with them and feed them from time to time but I don’t like it when she is straight-up injured by one of them. Frankly: I resent them at times.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/22/2018 at 18:34

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I loathe dog parks and the dogs’ people.

A story: Idiot Dog, when you take her on a walk, is likely to run off in search of a garbage can and not hear you hollering for her. So I bought a shock collar. I only ever shocked her once, then made the collar beep instead, and she’d jump three feet on a beep and it worked great.

Anyhow , on a walk one day, this dog-person lady asked me if I’d ever tried the shock collar on myself. I replied, “No, because I always come when my wife calls me and I don’t eat cat poop.”

#idiotdogpeople

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Spanfeller is a twat 01/22/2018 at 18:35

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Thank you. She ain’t even mad. I don’t wanna see her disabled. Damned dog.

diplodicus forgot his password > PS9 01/22/2018 at 18:56

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I can’t understand how anyone could dislike dogs. I mean there are individual dogs I dislike but that’s due to a shitty owner 99% of the time. I can’t even find words that do justice to love between me and dogs.

Textured Soy Protein > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 19:48

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Counterpoint: awww look at the doggie!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 19:57

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Shocking yourself with one of those collars is rather disappointing. They hype it up like its going to knock you flat on your ass but then you try it and it’s just a moderate tingling feeling.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Textured Soy Protein 01/22/2018 at 21:18

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Meh.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/22/2018 at 21:20

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Doggie would yelp. But the beep was just as effective.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/22/2018 at 21:22

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It startles them and catches them off guard but isn’t painful like people claim.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/22/2018 at 21:33

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That other reply may have been too strong. I just find that everything annoying about dogs and their people comes right to the surface and too many people think not at all about how their dogs behave and I worry about doggie diseases also. So we steer clear.