I'll miss this... and something about egg shopping...

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 01/13/2018 at 20:00 • Filed to: eggxelent...

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Ridding high lets you see everything more clearly ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ) and it is a direct effect of being in an SUV.

Also, someone was saying that a store clerk called him weird when buying eggs, we solved the issue of egg inspection here using these clear packages:

AestheticsInMotion > Spanfeller is a twat 01/13/2018 at 20:08

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Seeing that I eat ten eggs a day... That is genius. So much more efficient than opening the packages!

Spanfeller is a twat > AestheticsInMotion 01/13/2018 at 20:09

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Wait, why do you eat ten eggs a day?

AestheticsInMotion > Spanfeller is a twat 01/13/2018 at 20:14

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Trying to slowly but consistently lose some body fat over the next twelve weeks, eggs ended up fitting well into my diet. I know it seems like a lot, but those ten eggs account for about 95% of my daily fat intake

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 01/13/2018 at 20:17

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Repeat after me, class:

Prefiero ver los huevos antes de pagar.

Why is everyone laughing?

Ash78, voting early and often > AestheticsInMotion 01/13/2018 at 20:24

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When I was really healthy, I could do a dozen eggs a day easily. Cheap, clean, whole food with great nutrient profiles.

My blood cholesterol went up exactly zero points. Pseudoscience pretending to be real science? Suck an egg.

AestheticsInMotion > Ash78, voting early and often 01/13/2018 at 20:26

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Good ol’ broscience is always fun. Yeah, the “cheap” aspect is another reason I love ‘em. Switched to hardboiled recently so I can transport and suddenly eating healthy while mobile isn’t so damn tricky

Ash78, voting early and often > AestheticsInMotion 01/13/2018 at 20:35

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If you ever want to do a short-term heavy gain program, a gallon of whole milk a day is fantastic if you can tolerate it. I did it for a while with just a half gallon.

AestheticsInMotion > Ash78, voting early and often 01/13/2018 at 20:44

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I’m not a big fan of milk... Curse my picky eating nature.

Do you think I could do a gallon of CHOCOLATE milk every day without getting super-diabetes..?

Ash78, voting early and often > AestheticsInMotion 01/13/2018 at 20:48

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Hmmmm...protein powder, sure!

But then you’d have gout and kidney failure.

WHY IS GETTING SWOLE SO HARD?!

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 01/14/2018 at 12:03

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Profe! Profe! Donde quedo la salchicha?

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 01/14/2018 at 13:38

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“La mas chica para mi, la mediana para mi papa, y la mas grande para mi mama. A ella le gustan las salchicas grandes y los chorizos duros.”

Ok, what is wrong with you people?! That is a serious conversation you would have in the carniceria!