Not a car, but I found this little guy flying around my house last night

"MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig" (MR2_FTW) 01/06/2018 at 10:02 • Filed to: None

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I caught him by tossing a bandanna in the air. Poor little guy wouldn’t fly away when I tried to release him outside, it was so cold. Now I’m playing phone tag with different places locally to figure out what to do with him.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:14

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I could be wrong but if you let him bite you you’ll become Batman. Or maybe it’s rabies. Either way that’s a decent 50/50 shot to become Batman.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:14

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have you tried kissing it to see if it turns into a prince?

wait... thats frogs....

welp im all out of ideas....

E90M3 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 01/06/2018 at 10:15

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I’d take “flip a coin odds” every day of the week.

DipodomysDeserti > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:17

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nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > E90M3 01/06/2018 at 10:20

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cmill189 - sans Volvo > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 01/06/2018 at 10:27

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The Spider-Man logic is definitely worth a shot.

$kaycog > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:30

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He’s a cute little guy, but that would freak me out. How did he get in?

jimz > $kaycog 01/06/2018 at 10:40

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How did he get in?

He’s a bat, man.

$kaycog > jimz 01/06/2018 at 10:43

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*groan*

;D

jimz > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:43

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just a shame that most of the bats we have on this side of the world are goofy looking to downright hideous. why can’t we have flying foxes too?

not quite squee, but not freakish either.

EL_ULY > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:45

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Car related because Murcielago

jimz > $kaycog 01/06/2018 at 10:47

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KevlarRx7 > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:48

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Check your loft/attic

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 10:52

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MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > $kaycog 01/06/2018 at 11:08

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I’m pretty sure he came down through the hood vent in the kitchen. It’s been missing a cover in the hood for a while.

$kaycog > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 11:12

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That’s really something.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 11:30

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We have doggos and cattos, so... batto?

kanadanmajava1 > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 11:46

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Most of those guys hibernate during the cold season as they mostly eat insects. Do you have cold time there?

gmctavish needs more space > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 11:54

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When you bring him somewhere in your car, your car will become the batmobile

Funktheduck > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 12:00

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Number one cause of rabies in humans (almost always fatal) is bats. Get that thing out of there.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 13:15

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Does he have a white fungus on his nose? There is a fungus that causes the bats to wake out of winter hibernation and they unfortunately die because there is nothing for them to eat. It’s wiping out thousands of them. It’s really sad. : (

syaieya > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 14:14

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I had a local animal rescuers klub when i was in high school i volunteered with. Theres typically some organization nearby thatll know who can help the little flying fuzzball

Dusty Ventures > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/06/2018 at 20:28

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We had one that got into the house a few years back. It was stupid cold then (like now), so we let him hang out in the hall for a few days until it warmed up outside. He’d fly around a bit from time to time, but he was petty mellow overall. Never freaked out about being trapped in the house or us being around. We named him Peanut Batter

Stef Schrader > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig 01/07/2018 at 20:46

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A friend!

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 01/07/2018 at 20:52

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Please tell me this was the funeral home because “we had a little bat friend” is so accidentally goth that I can’t even.

Stef Schrader > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/07/2018 at 20:53

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I mean, rabies? Rabies.

Not sure which is worse: rabies, or finding out that Bat Prince Charming is kind of a butthole.

Stef Schrader > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 01/07/2018 at 20:53

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That’s a very good case for consulting the animal control folks. (Which is what I’d recommend, TBH.)