Not Car Related Local News Shitpost

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 01/04/2018 at 17:39 • Filed to: None

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Can you guess what this guy got arrested for?

If you guessed smuggling meth, you’d be right! (Shocker, I know)

$7M Canadian worth of meth into Japan for some reason. He’s in a clown themed Iron Maiden tribute band apparently...

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pip bip - choose Corrour > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/04/2018 at 17:45

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winner winner!

here comes life in prison for him.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/04/2018 at 17:48

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he ugly

Dusty Ventures > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/04/2018 at 17:50

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My money was on white collar crime

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dusty Ventures 01/04/2018 at 17:52

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Stereotype of a Wall Street banker

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/04/2018 at 18:06

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My guess was “being higher than a kite in the Himalayas”, so I wasn’t far off.

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/04/2018 at 18:27

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I thought it was for masquerading as Beetlejuice without the studio’s consent.

LOREM IPSUM > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/04/2018 at 18:36

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Days before his flight from Vancouver, a message on his Facebook page said: “Are you an Asian drug dealer? Because you’re bringing me down…”

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > LOREM IPSUM 01/04/2018 at 18:41

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Oh man... These people

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/04/2018 at 19:09

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“In a statement posted to the band’s Facebook page, Whitmore’s fellow band member Sketchy Klown confirmed the singer was busted for trying to smuggle drugs into Japan.”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/06/2018 at 00:07

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I wish I could unsee that.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/06/2018 at 00:12

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Gotcha! You’ll remember him forever!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/06/2018 at 00:16

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Perhaps. But I will soon see another image of the POTUS and Meth Boy will be supplanted.