My bartender is ordering delivery for me and her

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 08/23/2017 at 23:25 • Filed to: None

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I’ve never been quite so happy in my life.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:28

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Does the bar not serve food?

boxrocket > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:28

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To the bar or to her place?

Honeybunchesofgoats > boxrocket 08/23/2017 at 23:31

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To the bar

Honeybunchesofgoats > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/23/2017 at 23:31

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Nope. And it’s crowded. She was like “I’m hungry. Do you want food?” “Yes” “okay. Want delivery?”

benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:32

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OoOoOoh

Stef Schrader > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:35

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Convenient!

AntiSpeed > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:36

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I went to a bar in Rome that didn’t serve food, but they had a menu of several nearby restaurants and encouraged you to order from them.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:38

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What kind of delivery?

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/23/2017 at 23:44

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Wobbles the Mind > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:44

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Is it going on your tab?

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:44

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Is his the same bartender that was experimenting on you the other night?

Chariotoflove > AntiSpeed 08/23/2017 at 23:45

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That’s cool.

WilliamsSW > AntiSpeed 08/23/2017 at 23:52

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There’s a few joints around Chicago that do this too. Smart business I think.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/23/2017 at 23:56

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In my mind you are the living version of Billy Bob Thornton’s character in Goliath.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Stef Schrader 08/24/2017 at 00:07

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IKR?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 08/24/2017 at 00:08

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Different bartender. That bartender is just off duty drinking with me now.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Wobbles the Mind 08/24/2017 at 00:08

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She paid me cash!

Honeybunchesofgoats > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/24/2017 at 00:09

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I went next door to pick it up.

Honeybunchesofgoats > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/24/2017 at 00:18

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I don’t know if that’s a compliment.

functionoverfashion > AntiSpeed 08/24/2017 at 08:43

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Bissell Brothers Brewery in Portland, ME does this with a restaurant next door. Works perfectly!