"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/03/2017 at 14:52 • Filed to: None | 9
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Back in prep school, the Existentialist Club once named me ‘Most Likely to Be.’
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2017 at 14:57 |
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My friends describe me as Frasier Crane....
Ash78, voting early and often
> CaptDale - is secretly British
08/03/2017 at 14:58 |
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Your cooler friends describe you as Sideshow Bob.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> CaptDale - is secretly British
08/03/2017 at 14:59 |
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I’d be proud of that, but that’s just me.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Ash78, voting early and often
08/03/2017 at 15:00 |
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.......
CB
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2017 at 15:00 |
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So Descartes walks into a bar and takes a seat. Bartender asks him “want a drink?” Descartes says “I think not”, and poof, he disappears.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2017 at 15:00 |
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I guess I am little, but at the same time a little peeved they see me as that cynical, but I guess I am
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> CaptDale - is secretly British
08/03/2017 at 15:02 |
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I definitely am, and accepted it a long time ago.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> CB
08/03/2017 at 15:03 |
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This is a good joke.
CB
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2017 at 15:11 |
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It’s my go-to shitty philosophy joke.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2017 at 16:01 |
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Already being a member of Chess Club, French Club, and Honor Society, I could not find time for Existentialist Club.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2017 at 16:10 |
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Psych reference name and Frasier quote? It’s like my Netflix watchlist gained sentience.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/03/2017 at 16:40 |
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Yeah..... It is great isn’t it?
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> CaptDale - is secretly British
08/04/2017 at 11:51 |
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I think so, but like you said, others may not agree...which is their problem.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> Honeybunchesofgoats
08/04/2017 at 11:53 |
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What can I say, I like good TV. Also, what an interesting person that would be - a sentient being that’s a mix of Psych and Frasier.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/04/2017 at 12:05 |
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100%. If they don’t like me they can bugger right off