Going to look at a thing on Saturday

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/27/2017 at 19:41 • Filed to: Fake news

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I want to celebrate my 3/8-life crisis in the most American way possible: buyin’ shit!

Oh God, I want it.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 19:43

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Is it a Harley?

My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 19:43

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Celeca supra?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 19:45

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Is it an E91?

I hope it is.

(Bonus if it’s Arctic Metallic)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My bird IS the word 07/27/2017 at 19:46

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Nuh uh. 3nd gen or bust!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/27/2017 at 19:46

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U no me so wel

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 19:47

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If you and jkm buy vehicles in the same week, we’re going to need new Opponauts to rib on.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 19:49

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I know you’re not buying my Celica. Please don’t let it be another 3 series. It seems like everyone is assimilated sometimes.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CB 07/27/2017 at 19:57

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We are going to need to make sure we are still in the same universe if that happens.

jimz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 20:12

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No such thing as a “mid-life crisis.” All it is is a stage in a guy’s life when he realizes he doesn’t have to dump money on kids anymore and can buy the stuff he wants.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 20:12

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2 door Camry or used Lexus.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jimz 07/27/2017 at 20:14

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I did say “3/8"!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 07/27/2017 at 20:15

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What am I? A millionaire?!?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 07/27/2017 at 20:17

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Oppo has its phases:

Land Cruiser

GX

E9X

Poo

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 20:31

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I Said used. You might have to wait to buy new socks...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 07/27/2017 at 20:33

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Funny, my wife constantly flips me shit for wearing socks with holes in them.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 20:34

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Mine throws them out when she thinks I won’t notice. That and my boxers.   

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 21:10

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Is it this pretty thing I saw on some Craig guy’s list?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq. 07/27/2017 at 21:21

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I saw that ! Too nice for one such as I.

But no, going for something made within the last 35 years this time. 

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 21:29

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Except me. Prelude -> TSX -> IS F?

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 22:35

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Uh huh, ok then. I’ll believe it when I see it.

TheHondaBro > CB 07/28/2017 at 10:45

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We can always rib on Scoob for not having a license.