This is beer 18. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/20/2017 at 00:23 • Filed to: None

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I’m out of beer. I want to go to bed, but I don’t want to leave it by itself, because I’d feel sorry for it.

It’s just you and me little beer

I love you baby, if it’s quite alright, I need you baby.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:27

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Let’s all take a moment for the people who have to work with me tomorrow. Will I want to hurt them? Oh, yes. Very much so. I will want to hurt them so very badly. But I will make it clear that I have been drinking and that anything that follows is their own fault.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:39

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Your attitude towards the last drink in the fridge is different than mine. I tend to indefinitely save the last drink until later.

Honeybunchesofgoats > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/20/2017 at 00:43

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I have a 120 minute IPA from Dogfishhead. Apparently it ages, so I’ll keep it until I have a reason to drink it or I’m drunk enough that I don’t care.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:54

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How the hell are you suppose to get the beer from those things without looking like a fool? I think I had to use a bottle opener to pry them off when I bought a six pack that had those stupid things.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:58

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“How much do you smoke? What’s that? You smoke two packs a day? Why don’t you put on a skirt and swish around for us a little bit? Two packs. Pfft.

I go through two *lighters* a day dude.”

This comes to me as I’m standing at the airport bar slurping a Long Island.

Honeybunchesofgoats > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/20/2017 at 00:59

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I was with you, but then I realized that they will not drop a beer in a parking lot and I sort of came around.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 07/20/2017 at 01:03

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Hey, guess what, I can smoke without getting shot by an Air Marshal. Who wins here? Me.

Seriously though, I get very drunk every time I pass airport security and the reality of only being able to smoke in Dublin and Moscow sets in.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 01:08

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I’ll tell you all about the California buds I’ve got after I land.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 07/20/2017 at 01:12

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shop-teacher > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 06:49

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The frequency of your drunk posting nights is starting to make me wonder if you have a problem.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 07:51

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Need more beer!

Beer Physics

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 08:19

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You’ve never stepped into a cancer box in Frankfurt airport?

They’re putrid, horrible things, and after a seven hour flight, I love them with every ounce of my little black smoke filled heart.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 10:22

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RPM esq. > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/24/2017 at 14:52

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Pull harder, you weenie.

nerd_racing > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/24/2017 at 14:59

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I thought you were mentioning it’s age. 18 beers is impressive.