When an admin from an old job emails you to ask from which office supplier you asked her to order a USB stick three years ago and you know exactly which office supplier you used three years ago. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/19/2017 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 16:54

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Did you withhold this information for a fee?

Honeybunchesofgoats > benjrblant 07/19/2017 at 16:56

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Always be nice to your admins, because they know that you take a ten minute smoking break every hour.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 16:58

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Yep. Usefulness-limited information on historical ordinary job-goings-on has a dopamine hit for getting right WAY out of proportion to its real importance.

AuthiCooper1300 > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 17:01

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Normal people (or, shall I say, “humans”) underestimate the immense power that comes with having a very good memory.

Silly fools.

For Sweden > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 17:03

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How do you know my life?

(I actually needed to know a highlighter supplier)

Honeybunchesofgoats > For Sweden 07/19/2017 at 17:06

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For manufactuers, Staedtler, unless you have a Muji nearby.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 17:08

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So, I will often remember little things like this for years, but stuff I really need to use on a daily basis, I can’t retain more than 15 minutes.

FML

benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 17:08

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Muji is one of my favorite stores of all time. I miss it.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 17:16

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Admins can fuck your world up, or they can make everything smooth sailing. Always be nice to your admins — even the terrible ones.

Honeybunchesofgoats > benjrblant 07/19/2017 at 17:16

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I do too.

Although going to Muji in Hong Kong kind of ruined them for me. Asian Muji stores are on a different level.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 07/19/2017 at 17:18

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huh. you must be getting close to my age. The amount of old, stupid, useless crap that I remember seems to be growing constantly, and displacing the stuff that I need to, you know, do my job, live my life, etc etc etc.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 07/19/2017 at 17:19

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I think we’re pretty close. Meet me in the rest home for the checkers tournament. I call dibs on black.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 07/19/2017 at 17:20

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Is it crazy that I’m looking forward to those days?

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 07/19/2017 at 17:25

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A little. But I won’t tell. It’ll be our secret.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 07/19/2017 at 17:33

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“a little crazy” is probably my best-case scenario, so I’ll take that—

PS9 > Chariotoflove 07/19/2017 at 17:39

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You know what would fix that problem? A Jaguar.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Chariotoflove > PS9 07/19/2017 at 17:42

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Great, now I’m getting it in stereo. Get behind me, Satan!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 18:13

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Whats a muji

Honeybunchesofgoats > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/19/2017 at 18:15

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http://www.muji.com/us/

Muji am everything.

Textured Soy Protein > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 18:44

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Today I had to explain to my sister why she needs USB-C cables and Quick Charge 3.0 chargers for her new phone I helped her pick.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 07/19/2017 at 19:04

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Office Depot actually makes the best highlighter I’ve ever used.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Textured Soy Protein 07/19/2017 at 19:27

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Was your explanation that everything and everyone is awful and everything is meaningless? Because that’s going to be how I feel when I have to buy new cables.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 20:21

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So there’s no shitposting when the admins are asleep?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 07/19/2017 at 20:23

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Quite the opposite. That’s when you do your shit posting about the admins. Their attention span is too short to look at old messages.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 06:31

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fuck that, i struggle remembering about stuff from a month ago