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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 07/07/2017 at 15:37 • Filed to: Fusion, Content

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Fusion.net will be !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . No word on if Matt Hardigree will insist that the sub-blogs be renamed Michelangelo, Donatello, and Leonardo (he already has a Raphael).

Hehe Raph works for Splinter

benjrblant > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 15:39

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Does this mean that news and politics will stop showing up on gizmodo? I think that was a tech blog at one time but cannot verify.

For Sweden > benjrblant 07/07/2017 at 15:42

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No. Gizmodo is a leader of the #Resistance. Our gizmos will bring revolution.

Nibby > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 15:43

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Ford Splinter. Interesting name for a badge-engineered Aston Martin

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 15:43

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So which blog will cover nothing but pizza?

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/07/2017 at 15:44

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Hopefully

PatBateman > benjrblant 07/07/2017 at 15:46

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When you say “tech blog”, you mean that they blogged about tech?

I think maybe they did that years ago, but it’s much more profitable to write about Trump’s handshakes.

EL_ULY > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 15:48

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Michelangelo Ballaban

benjrblant > PatBateman 07/07/2017 at 15:48

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Every blog can be a tech blog if it’s written on a PC Computer Machine.

user314 > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 15:49

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for the “justice-minded, inclusive and incisive”

Unless you don’t agree with us, then get fucked you bigoted cis-gender slime.

For Sweden > EL_ULY 07/07/2017 at 15:51

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o_o

omg

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 15:52

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Hehe Raph works for Splinter

And in the end, isn’t this what matters?

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/07/2017 at 15:53

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This is all part of a plan to make Raph a super hero

EL_ULY > user314 07/07/2017 at 15:53

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wypipo :]

Honeybunchesofgoats > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 15:53

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“GMG properties include the former Gawker Media sites Jezebel, Gizmodo, Deadspin, Kotaku and Lifehacker, as well as The Root”

[sad trombone]

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/07/2017 at 15:57

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Calzones or GTFAC.

benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/07/2017 at 16:00

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 16:01

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I think we can skip some more of the backstory, though. We’re like 65 minutes in and still no Beetle-based superpowers except the lame flipping one.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 16:02

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That name really gets under my skin.

Honeybunchesofgoats > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 16:08

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The word splinter has many different connotations, but the only positive one is a mutant rat. Let that sink in for a moment and then consider that at least one person behind that rebranding idea collected a paycheck for it.

user314 > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/07/2017 at 16:13

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Funktheduck > benjrblant 07/07/2017 at 16:20

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But where would HamNo rant about how everyone and everything should be in a union? I hope he doesn’t find out my dogs didn’t unionize

user314 > CalzoneGolem 07/07/2017 at 16:32

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Stromboli for great justice!

Urambo Tauro > benjrblant 07/07/2017 at 17:11

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And every article is tech-relevant if the subject has been passed around Facebook or Twitter.

/s

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 17:43

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I only knew of Fusion for The Chris Gethard Show. But he got picked up by Tru TV now so I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 17:46

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I can’t wait till the next update where they write meaningful content that isn’t just a breeding ground for complaining and irrational thought, oh wait.

interstate366, now In The Industry > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 07/07/2017 at 18:08

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“Gethard”

(I know I’m probably the millionth person to say this)

nermal > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/07/2017 at 18:13

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There was also the Offspring album.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/07/2017 at 18:27

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Pizza makes me fart a lot, but if you could convert fart-power into a measurable, usable source of propulsion somehow...

...I will win the Domino’s Fart-Powered 420 Presented By Boudreaux’s Butt Paste if my butt depends on it.

(butts)

For Sweden > Funktheduck 07/07/2017 at 23:07

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We should make an Auto Union, and put the timing chains against the firewall

Funktheduck > For Sweden 07/07/2017 at 23:10

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Why stop there? Why not put them under the car and then have a series of chains and pulleys that connect to the rear diff that then connects through more chains and pulleys to the engine? That’d be high quality German engineering