I have no words..

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 06/22/2017 at 18:53 • Filed to: None

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...with which I can describe this engineering marvel. Zoom and enhance.

They drilled two holes into the front of the housing and painters taped two flashlights in...

Bravo whitetrash

Bravo.

XJDano > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 18:57

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Bravo. Raise your glass to the white trash!

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:04

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“The HID bulb is how much?”

*Proceeds to grab a pair of shitty flashlights off the trinket shelf at the checkout.

“These’ll do.”

vicali > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:04

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Billy, climb out and switch me to hi-beam.. I’ll hold yer beer..

itschrome > XJDano 06/22/2017 at 19:04

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For human progress and evolution has begun its collapse. Forth hence all progression may only in two flavors regression and death.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:05

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Yeah just destroy some $500 apiece (and that’s probably an understatement) headlight housings so you can skimp on $40-on-amazon HID bulbs. Sure.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > vicali 06/22/2017 at 19:05

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If you’d seen the driver and passenger you’d understand how accurate this is.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 06/22/2017 at 19:07

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Hey, those flashlights are usually free at Harbor Freight.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/22/2017 at 19:07

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But Harbor Freight flashlights are FREE.

TahoeSTi > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:08

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Got to love 3rd owners.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > itschrome 06/22/2017 at 19:11

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You forgot nacho cheese and cool ranch.

itschrome > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:13

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Your right. Praise be to you shinning glimmering glorious light barrer. For you have saved humanity.

Have a fish!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > itschrome 06/22/2017 at 19:15

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Maximum fish achieved!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:16

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/22/2017 at 19:21

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I wouldn’t have believed it had it not been parked in front of my office.

Zip-McBump > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:23

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That is the shortest damn Escalade I’ve ever seen.

Rico > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:25

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At least they put a high beam and a low beam.

Bytemite > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:25

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My faith in humanity...oh wait there wasn’t any. As expected, carry on.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Zip-McBump 06/22/2017 at 19:36

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There were people in it, I didn’t want to alert them to my presence.

XJDano > itschrome 06/22/2017 at 19:36

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I guess I get the regression thing, as this was 10 years ago.

Stapleface > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 06/22/2017 at 19:36

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I didn’t realize the Escalade had gotten cheap enough for someone with this level of trashiness to own one yet.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Stapleface 06/22/2017 at 19:44

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Never underestimate white trash.

itschrome > XJDano 06/22/2017 at 19:52

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Nope! You won the coveted Japanese eggplant award!!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TahoeSTi 06/22/2017 at 19:52

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* BuyHere, Pay Here Lessee*

XJDano > itschrome 06/22/2017 at 19:54

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My wife will like that. As long as it’s gluten free.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > XJDano 06/23/2017 at 00:19

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Glass? We don’t need your fancy glasses, we have jars