Is the Disney Dude's article the Jezebel equivalent of the ultimate ground speed check?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 05/25/2017 at 14:07 • Filed to: None

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 14:08

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Kindja’d

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 14:09

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yes, except it takes the counterbalanced position to “look just what we can accomplish as humans!”

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 14:09

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Yes, if we could see the pilot’s genitals.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 14:10

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Naked bootleg cartoons are quite an accomplishment.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 05/25/2017 at 14:12

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Have you tried asking nicely?

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 05/25/2017 at 14:12

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I think that’s what he meant.

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 14:13

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No. Jezebel certainly didn’t ask the Disney dudes before leaking the photos.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 14:13

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Yeah and the plane is cool also.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 14:15

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I just want it off the top bar.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 05/25/2017 at 14:17

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Those ... MONSTERS!

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/25/2017 at 14:18

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Not until they get 30,000 more page views!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 14:20

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I think my coping mechanism of hearing Gunther - The Ding Dong Song in my head is the best one for seeing it in the stories list.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/25/2017 at 14:28

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That’s what I do also.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 14:32

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Oooh, my ding-ding-dong...

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/25/2017 at 14:52

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*saucy pictures of my mustache*

Shoop > CalzoneGolem 05/25/2017 at 15:11

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DO NOT INVOKE IT’S NAME.