A unicorn shit on my car.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 05/20/2017 at 01:42 • Filed to: None

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PS9 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/20/2017 at 01:51

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Liar. That’s not what unicorn shit looks like.

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/20/2017 at 01:58

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charming!

pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9 05/20/2017 at 01:59

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i will never be able to eat an ice cream cone again

thanks!

s/

facw > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/20/2017 at 03:48

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Car wash I assume? The Rain-X branded ones do blue and pink, but I don’t think I’ve seen yellow mixed in as well...

gin-san - shitpost specialist > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/20/2017 at 09:30

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The Petro-Canada touchless washes use this stuff. It smells kinda fruity, too.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/20/2017 at 09:49

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This is not PC tho. A 24/7 touch less car wash just open in my small crappy town/

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/20/2017 at 10:37

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So a unicorn shit on yours too?

I’d originally thought I’d plowed through a crowd of people drinking Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccinos, but I remembered that I wasn’t in a Mustang.