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"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two) 05/19/2017 at 22:35 • Filed to: None

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Worst. Parent. Ever.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:37

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You are horrible.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:38

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Do you want xenomorphs? This is how you get xenomorphs.

CB > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:39

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Do you want SIDS? Because that’s how you get SIDS.

Also, who the hell made this product?

Spaceball-Two > CB 05/19/2017 at 22:40

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Amazon Prime! He’s two. He loves his plushy bunny and xenomorph!

CB > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:42

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One day, he’s going to understand the reference, and go “dad, what the fuck .”

TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:44

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You should get a plushie Twingo.

Spaceball-Two > CB 05/19/2017 at 22:46

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It’s going in his baby book!

Spaceball-Two > TheHondaBro 05/19/2017 at 22:47

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It’s on the list. Although he loves trucks.

Chariotoflove > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:48

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Aaaaack! No!

And this is from a dad who has a flesh eating bacteria plush.

Alfalfa > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:51

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This is amazing.

Spaceball-Two > Chariotoflove 05/19/2017 at 22:54

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I gotta balance out all the Paw Patrol and Lion Guard with something right?

TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 22:59

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<.<

>.>

You know, an insider... a Deep Throat if you will... has informed me that the Twingo could possibly perhaps be BOF potentially...

Chariotoflove > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 23:00

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Paw Patrol?! Wow, you really are on a mission to mess up your kid.

Also, if you’re gonna do this, do it right. Turn the plush into a cup cozy with the straw coming out the ventral side.

Urambo Tauro > Spaceball-Two 05/19/2017 at 23:00

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Is there a Puffalump version of this?

Spaceball-Two > Chariotoflove 05/19/2017 at 23:08

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Well it was that or Fox News so...

Great idea!

aquila121 > CB 05/20/2017 at 05:43

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Agreed. The moment of realization will probably look like this:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108

Funktheduck > Spaceball-Two 05/20/2017 at 11:09

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I have that plush

Spaceball-Two > Funktheduck 05/20/2017 at 11:12

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He loves it. Mrs. Spaceball not so much.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/20/2017 at 11:13

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Nice rug

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2017 at 11:15

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woot.com

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/20/2017 at 11:17

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My wife picked up a rug last month and it looks like the damned Star Spangled Banner in our living room.

“What do you think?”
“Well... it’s a little patriotic...?”
“... Oh crap. It is.”

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/20/2017 at 11:20

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Blame it on the lighting in the store