"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
04/19/2017 at 18:33 • Filed to: None
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"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
04/19/2017 at 18:33 • Filed to: None | 19
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Me (eyeing savings account): I WANT THAT. GIB NAO.
Wifey: What is it with you and your urge to stuff yourself into things you barely fit into?
Me (probably sleeping on the couch tonight): That’s why you married me, isn’t it?
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wafflesnfalafel
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 19:08 |
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That is good, my friend, very good. Get used to that couch. (And super nice little MR2 - love those, and a little more headroom with the t-tops!)
mazda616
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 19:41 |
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HA. Awesome.
Kudos, friend.
Master Cylinder
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 20:11 |
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Ha, nice. I can’t help myself sometimes with jokes like that, by now I’ve realized it’s only for my own amusement. Still worth it, though.
shop-teacher
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 20:14 |
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Hahaha!
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/19/2017 at 21:01 |
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Perfection.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Master Cylinder
04/19/2017 at 21:02 |
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A smile a day keeps divorce at bay
Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/20/2017 at 10:57 |
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My wife yells “shut up”, “gross”, or “you’re an idiot” at me once a day in response to similar quips. I like to think it’s the foundation our marriage is built on.