Sell Me a Car With Just the Name!

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 03/27/2017 at 13:50 • Filed to: Games

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Let’s pretend you are a startup. You have nothing to offer but a name that makes people want to throw money at you. Create a brand name and a model name so compelling that people would be interested in it without ANY other details. You cant tell me the bodystyle, performance, characteristics, or anything else! Just your made up brand and a made up name for the product. Superliminal marketing, go!!

Ill give you one: Y’lova Jordona.

If you want to have some more fun then tell someone in the comments what kind of vehicle their name makes you think of. Submit as many as you like and dont shy away from alphnumeric fluff/enhancers when needed.

Ash78, voting early and often > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 13:57

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Merkur XR4ti

My bird IS the word > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 13:58

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Buy the brand new Revenge Eleven LRR

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 13:59

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The Ivegoda Hujdôngtho. It’s a microcar from Iceland.

scoob > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:00

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TheHonda BroSKi GT666 RSR XXX420XXX 133.7L V69

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:01

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The Magnifico Fabuloso RT

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:03

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The Pen Fifteen Mighty R.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:04

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Every Joypop Turbo

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:05

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One word. Thundercougarfalconbird

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:05

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TheKoreanCarCo GTS-V12

Future next gen S2000 owner > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:06

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Gets you laid

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:08

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Bongo Van:

Mighty Max:

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:10

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If Dodge stays on their current path, they’ll soon have a sub-brand called Big Hard with a 1000-hp muscle car called the Erection.

Which I guess would make it an organ car, technically.

Tapas > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:10

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The Tevano Panther!

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/27/2017 at 14:16

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Came here to post this, I figured I would be too late

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:20

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The SM70.

Sweet Trav > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:28

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The American Motor Corporporation Rebel Machine. I still think that is the coolest name ever for a car.

Leon711 > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 14:32

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HMC Caracal.

camaroboy68ss > Sweet Trav 03/27/2017 at 14:49

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The AMC SC/Rambler is right up there as you pronounce it scrambler.

Maxima Speed > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 15:09

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Saeta Motors “Accelera”

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 15:28

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Can you use already extant marques?

Lotus...Baja

#dropsmic

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 15:41

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One word: Stratos

Spoon II > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 16:38

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Die-Trying > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 17:06

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Chubby.(brand name), and the model name.....

Soul Snatcher.....

Head Hunter......

Death Trap......

Heap.....

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 17:31

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Halconero Lechuza GT

NJAnon > Wobbles the Mind 03/27/2017 at 19:35

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Aston Martin Vanquish

Axial > Wobbles the Mind 03/28/2017 at 01:36

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The Albion Slip-Seventeen.