Sometimes I "just can't" with eBay buyers.

"Battery Tender Unnecessary" (carac) 03/16/2017 at 19:10 • Filed to: None

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They act like it’s mistake when you intentionally uncheck “accept offers”...

Decay buys too many beaters > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 19:12

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Is ebay the new craigslist?

E92M3 > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 19:18

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You got to have fun with them. Change it to “automatically accept offers over $299" Let them sit there for 20 minutes submitting offers in $1 increments.

For Sweden > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 19:25

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Video games were a mistake

bob and john > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 19:29

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I’m ready to send you a 3rd of the GPU if you want to give me a 3rd of the price

AntiSpeed > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 19:29

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If it really starts getting to you you can go to craigslist and make offers to people who are selling their Ferraris for $1.

Stapleface > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 19:35

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Sure. Tell him you’ll send him 1/3 of the GPU. When he ponies up the rest you’ll send the rest of the GPU.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 20:00

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Haha people who call you “Friend” or “My friend” usually aren’t even, and usually they’re trying to manipulate.

The jerk

Flavien Vidal > E92M3 03/16/2017 at 20:26

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They can only submit a maximum of 3 offers... After they can’t anymore.

Frank Grimes > Battery Tender Unnecessary 03/16/2017 at 20:56

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You want to know my position? Why don’t you mind your own business jerkass!

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > bob and john 03/16/2017 at 21:50

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[table saw revs up in the background]

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Decay buys too many beaters 05/16/2017 at 03:39

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Ebay has been craigslisting hard for years

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Tazio, Count Fouroff 05/16/2017 at 03:40

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That.
That’s particularly terrible when it happens on the street, and you can’t just delete the message.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Battery Tender Unnecessary 05/16/2017 at 06:38

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grab some secondhand worthless piece of crap from somewhere (who cares if it works or not) sabotage it, sell it to the scammer for $100