A conspiracy theory.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 03/02/2017 at 20:04 • Filed to: None

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TheHondaBro kidnapped JKM and threw him in the basement.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/02/2017 at 20:05

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Somehow I think he had worse plans for JKM than the basement.

TheHondaBro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/02/2017 at 20:10

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Jcarr > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/02/2017 at 20:10

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Or he finally bought a truck and he’s so happy with it he forgot about Oppo.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Jcarr 03/02/2017 at 20:15

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Or he finally bought a truck

There is a greater chance of you winning the lottery than that.

TheHondaBro > Jcarr 03/02/2017 at 20:16

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Somewhere in the distance, there’s a local brah shouting to the heavens about the truck he found at the local dealer. Some refer to that brah as jkm7680, but we may never know.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/02/2017 at 20:37

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Like making him look a Juke 24/7.

CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/02/2017 at 20:39

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I warned you all about the basement.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/02/2017 at 20:41

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This is happening right now:

Phatboyphil > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/02/2017 at 21:02

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Or maybe he realized we’re all bad influences on his life and left us in the middle of the night :(

IAN_Z > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/02/2017 at 22:20

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Actually the NYT looked into it and TheHondaBro doesn’t even have a basement.