Ok, ok, I'm a reasonable man.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/28/2017 at 17:39 • Filed to: Houses

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I’ll settle for a 3-bay garage, if I must.

[Looks at asking price]

[Checks savings]

[Assesses current home equity]

... Welp. Back to work!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/28/2017 at 17:43

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I have a feeling I couldn’t afford to rent one of those garage bays.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/28/2017 at 17:44

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The house to garage ratio here is just about right.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 02/28/2017 at 17:46

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And the space above is just massive bonus room. I would just turn it into a shop/lounge with a fire pole.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/28/2017 at 17:48

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wait...really? Thats not bedrooms up there? Crazy.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/28/2017 at 17:48

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Omit bonus room floor, install full height auto lifts. add ceiling-mounted dropdown toolboxes and workbench.

Seeing as the slab is already poured, you’ll have to do without radiant heat in the floor.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/28/2017 at 18:08

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Only a 3 car? But... “you have 4 cars”.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/28/2017 at 19:47

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Needs more gables

The Snowman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/28/2017 at 20:40

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I refuse to settle for less than 5.

functionoverfashion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/01/2017 at 14:18

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One of the houses we looked at when we bought our current place had a 3 car garage. And another, detached 2+ car garage because why not. Somehow we chose location over having a garage at all, wtf. Whoever said location was important, anyway?!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/01/2017 at 15:16

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I’m the proud owner of a 3-car garage. Cost of living in Oklahoma is stupid cheap.