Confession:

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 02/26/2017 at 22:16 • Filed to: None

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I have had deep-fried pop tarts. They *might* be awesome.

E90M3 > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 22:19

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Also apparently you can lose a lot of weight super quickly if you get too depressed to eat.

Xyl0c41n3 > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 22:20

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Pop Tarts are a cardboard-flavored abomination. Toaster Streudel for lyfe!

fhrblig > E90M3 02/26/2017 at 22:20

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If you have had deep-fried pop tarts, you will never be too depressed to eat.

fhrblig > Xyl0c41n3 02/26/2017 at 22:22

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Now try deep-fried toaster strudel. *Mind blown*

E90M3 > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 22:25

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I was making things like filet mignon and risotto to get myself to eat, maybe that was the secret to feeding myself.

Axial > E90M3 02/26/2017 at 22:32

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Get you some french fries. Fresh french fries are impossible to resist!

E90M3 > Axial 02/26/2017 at 22:35

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Taco bell, for whatever reason I always had an appetite for Taco Bell.

I don’t have that job anymore so I’m no longer super depressed.

Axial > E90M3 02/26/2017 at 22:36

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Stahp. You are making me hanker for one of those naked chicken chalupas!

Grats on coming out of depression, though! :p

smobgirl > Xyl0c41n3 02/26/2017 at 22:38

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But it’s always burned on the outside while still frozen in the middle.

smobgirl > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 22:39

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Hey I need a refill on that cider, can you help me out?

Matt Nichelson > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 22:42

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Deep-fried anything is almost always better.

fhrblig > E90M3 02/26/2017 at 22:51

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I worked at Taco Bell. You NEVER lose the hunger for Taco Bell.

fhrblig > Matt Nichelson 02/26/2017 at 22:51

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Like Jim Gaffigan says, you could deep-fry newspaper and it would be delicious.

Xyl0c41n3 > smobgirl 02/26/2017 at 22:55

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That sounds like a toaster problem not a streudel problem.

Matt Nichelson > fhrblig 02/26/2017 at 22:58

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Ha! So true.

His hot pocket bit is hilarious.