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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/20/2017 at 00:49 • Filed to: None

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Can someone who speak-o italian-o tell me what ping pong balls have to do with selling the Fiat Panda?

El Darto > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/20/2017 at 00:55

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It is just talking about how much space there is inside when it dumps the ping pong balls.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > El Darto 02/20/2017 at 00:57

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okay thanks

“Look how many ping pong balls it holds! This is totally relevant to the average motorist!!!”

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/20/2017 at 00:58

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I want one. I’ve wondered why no one’s made a sub-compact that seats fold down to a giant bed.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/20/2017 at 00:59

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Because end-to-end it’s still not long enough for someone to lay down in...

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/20/2017 at 01:27

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You just leave the hatch open!

Spasoje > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/20/2017 at 02:13

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It’s just a dramatization lol

But there actually is tons of space inside for a car that tiny...

Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/09/2017 at 16:17

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I wish mine had the cool rear seats which become a bed. I have slept in it and ended up kicking the clutch pedal while asleep

Anyhow when all the ping pong balls are shown he just says “Fiat Panda, it’s spacious!”