[Update] uhhhhggghhh...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/12/2017 at 17:32 • Filed to: Unclean! Unclean!

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Maybe it really is the flu...

I’ve been able to slowly sip gatorade without it coming right back up. Otherwise, I might feel even worse now overall.

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:37

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OH SHIT EVERYONE, ZOIDBERG IS PREGNANT!!!

OPPO BABY SHOWER AT HIS HOUSE!!!!!

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:39

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jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:39

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oh my god zoidberg is pregnant!

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:40

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The only way to be sure is to take it rectally.

TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 02/12/2017 at 17:41

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For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:42

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I think you’re pregnant

BorkBorkBjork > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:42

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That looks like 002 degrees to me, which means not only are you dead, but you are below freezing.

Congrats on being an Ice Zombie.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:42

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If it was food poisoning you’d have gone down sooner and be fine by now. You’ve got the flu. Sorry man, feel better soon.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 02/12/2017 at 17:44

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Who says I didnt?

bob and john > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:44

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buddy, I feel you. I just got over a sickness myself.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:44

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Go wash your hands

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 02/12/2017 at 17:46

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I have washed them maybe 20 times today.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:49

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To lighten the mood, a joke:

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

(Pause for effect)

The taste.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 02/12/2017 at 17:49

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I don’t think what came out of me was a fetus.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 02/12/2017 at 17:52

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The pleasure?

The number of participants required?

One is 3rd base and the other is a 2-run home run?

Only one fills you with guilt and shame?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:52

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Probably weighs the same

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:53

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Been around any kids lately? Their little germ factories.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/12/2017 at 17:53

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I don’t know... I think I’ve lost 15% of body weight today.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 02/12/2017 at 17:55

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Well I do babysit on Thursdays... I also visit people’s homes that are awash with little miracles.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:55

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Told you man, norovirus. It’s going around and just a FYI you’re still contagious a couple of days after the fever breaks so stay home. Your co-workers will thank you.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:56

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That’ll do it. Quarantine so Mrs. spacecrab doesn’t get it. And bleach everything!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 17:56

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It’s been so long since I’ve had the flu..

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/12/2017 at 18:02

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I already called out. My wife poor wife though :(

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 18:14

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Keep sipping that Gatorade. Sprite is good, too. It’s really important to stay hydrated. Don’t even worry about food for a while.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 18:26

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

yamahog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 18:27

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the potato is so strong with this one I was about to congratulate you on twins.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 18:33

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You’re holding it wrong. Your temperature is actually 200.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/12/2017 at 18:37

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Definitely more than one

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 18:49

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that’s a lot of scoob

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 19:14

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One the doctor doesn’t ask you to open wide?

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 19:16

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Fun fact: I can’t remember the last time I’ve used one of those and it wasn’t being put in an animal’s butt.

Frenchlicker > yamahog 02/12/2017 at 19:16

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Immediate thought when I first scrolled past. Then I saw who posted it.

Svend > CB 02/12/2017 at 19:34

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Doctor reaches into her pen pocket so she can write down the patients obs and pulls out a rectal thermometer, she looks at it and mutters to herself, ‘hmm, some arsehole has my pen’.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/12/2017 at 19:40

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If she keeps washing her hands with hot water and soap and doesn’t sleep in the same bed she might make it out okay.