John Wick is basically a 90-minute lesson on why it's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 02/11/2017 at 19:42 • Filed to: None

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None of that stuff would have happened if he had just obeyed the law and stayed in the frigging car and let the attendant do it. 

Urambo Tauro > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/11/2017 at 20:08

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I once saw him fill three cars at a gas station. With a pencil. With a fuckin’ pencil.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/11/2017 at 20:25

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And Oregon. When I first went down there it tripped me out. I had no idea what to do. Do I stand outside and chat with him? Sit in the car? Go into the store? Go smoke?

Honeybunchesofgoats > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/11/2017 at 20:34

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Why not all four?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/11/2017 at 20:36

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Genius! The cigarette will cause an explosion killing or maiming us and we (or families) can jointly sue the gas station and become rich!

Matsayz > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/11/2017 at 21:20

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Is it ok Netflix or something?

gmctavish needs more space > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/11/2017 at 22:26

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This is weird. I just watched John Wick for the first time last night, and this is the fourth John Wick-related post I’ve seen on various social medias today.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/13/2017 at 11:31

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