Today Is My Birthday! Quarter Life Crisis!

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart) 11/30/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: Birthday

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I am 25 years old as of 10:01 AM Central Time. Post what non-smart cars I should get! :P

I already bought my own present this year, my own Flight Simulator X PC build. I received the GPU and the DVD drive yesterday. I get more parts today! I also checked on my house last night and was happy to see nothing stolen or destroyed.

My dream birthday/Christmas present for this year (and perhaps every year until I get one) is a U-Haul CT13. 1,000 pounds dry baby! :D

If one day I hit my head and suddenly not like smarts, what not-smart should I get?

CalzoneGolem > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:21

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https://maine.craigslist.org/ctd/d/2007-infinity-qx56-luxury/6402820781.html

This is about as far to the opposite end of the spectrum as smart cars.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:21

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Everyone likes a little Scamp.

punkgoose17 > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:21

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Happy Birthday!

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:22

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E46(or e36) m3

fintail > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:24

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Enjoy:

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:24

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You should get a slammed, cambered, 2000 fart can Civic Type R-icer.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:31

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Happy birthday!!

$kaycog > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:33

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:35

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Easy. I think one of these would be perfect.

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:40

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The answer is always bitchin’ El Camino.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:40

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HBD! Second image result for “dumb car”:

nermal > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:43

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You need to achieve balance.

The answer is obviously a bro truck:

Agrajag > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:45

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Happy birthday!!

WilliamsSW > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:47

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Happy Birthday! And if Smarts won’t cut it, how about the (original) Cinquecento?

CaptDale - is secretly British > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:48

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Happy Birthday! I am happy you are back.

For your birthday a trip here

To buy this 230 SL

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 11:48

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What you really need is a 3000LB (dry weight) motorhome with an air cooled flat six engine:

https://www.corvair.org/chapters/ultravan/

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2017 at 11:48

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So.... dumb cars

KevlarRx7 > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:05

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Something Jap;

Something German;

Something from home;

Cé hé sin > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:05

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Only one answer to this.

Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2017 at 12:07

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Gotta have it stanced, of course!

Mercedes Streeter > $kaycog 11/30/2017 at 12:08

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Thanks!  Eat the roof first to make it a convertible!

CalzoneGolem > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:10

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There we go.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:10

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Pick one.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:14

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Happy birthday! 25 isn’t so bad. I’m just departing my 25th year

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:21

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Happy bday! To go to the exact opposite of a Smart, get the most dishonest concept of a car ever, like a Toyota Highlander or a Honda Pilot. Or a Hummer H3.

Kiltedpadre > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:25

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Happy birthday! Hopefully, the next quarter century leads to massive improvements in your life.

I believe you either need to go really massive or alternatively get something even smaller for when finding Smart parking is much too hard.

Or;

Chariotoflove > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 12:33

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Happy birthday!

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 13:02

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Happy birthday!

Mercedes Streeter > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 11/30/2017 at 13:04

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Not sure if you’re asking me on a date (have to decline for obvious reasons) or if you’re telling me to put a giant wing on a Civic Type R and engine swap it with a Geo Metro engine.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 13:16

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The REAL four door sports car!

*Anthropomorphic hotdog sold separately 

shop-teacher > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 13:48

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Happy birthday!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 14:42

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Lol. The second one. Don’t forget, it’s gotta have either the park bench wing or— just follow these guidelines:

REO Jackwagon > Mercedes Streeter 11/30/2017 at 17:10

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Happy Birthday, glad to see you on here.

You might try a recent Pontiac GTO or G8

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Mercedes Streeter 12/01/2017 at 00:47

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This one is old enough to be your father and only three were ever built...

pip bip - choose Corrour > Mercedes Streeter 12/01/2017 at 06:26

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happy birthday!

Mercedes Streeter > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 12/01/2017 at 08:27

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What is that wonderful thing? :D

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Mercedes Streeter 12/01/2017 at 17:31

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1969 XW Ford Falcon Surferoo Ute. Made as promotional items, it was never put into production and the three that were made were sold off.

Tropical Snow > Mercedes Streeter 12/01/2017 at 19:32

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I suggest you keep with the smart cars

I sold mine but will indeed seek another

Tropical Snow > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 12/01/2017 at 19:33

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surfer oo?

haha

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mercedes Streeter 12/01/2017 at 20:58

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Crap I’m late. But Happy Birthday!

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Mercedes Streeter 12/04/2017 at 02:28

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You need a Hyundai Veloster with a stick and the turbo engine, an GTX 1080, an 2012-spec i7 laptop with an expresscard port, an eGPU expresscard adapter, and an RCA to HDMI port. This means flight simulator action in the comfort of a weird 3 door manual turbo car!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 12/04/2017 at 22:11

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Yes, but buy something with the steering wheel on the correct side of the car, like this:

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > $kaycog 12/04/2017 at 22:12

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Well played.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Mercedes Streeter 12/04/2017 at 22:13

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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/05/2017 at 04:46

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Left is not Right! Right is Right! Got it? Right. Good.

Clearly the answer is centre steering.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 12/05/2017 at 08:00

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This is a favorite of mine.