The Chicken Queen

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/15/2017 at 22:28 • Filed to: Rally Chicken, Chicken, Puffalump, Puffalopnik

All hail Queen Chicken.

DISCUSSION (73)

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:30

I think someone told me it was a duck..

CB > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:31

We must overthrow the Chicken and instate Duck rule.

Stef Schrader > CB
11/15/2017 at 22:32

Stef Schrader > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/15/2017 at 22:32

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:34

Too bad it’s a duck.

EL_ULY > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:43

Viva la Duck Rebellion!

Hmmmm, the glorious sound of the Rebellion R-One from back in the non hybrid LMP1 days. Such an epic noise from that small NA Toyota V8

Urambo Tauro > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:47

Can’t wait to be queen, huh?

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:47

Ah yes the mountains of Austin

CTSenVy > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:52

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:55

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:57

*Reads comments*

I <3 Oppo

HammerheadFistpunch > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:01

I answer only to the lizard queen.

Kinja'd!!!

Kiltedpadre > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:03

Is this step one in teaching him to fly?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I

Maxima Speed > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:40

All praise be to the the true chicken. I will stand by your side against the duck rebels.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:45

The Chicken Monarchy is a pointless figurehead and a waste of public funds. A modern body politic would structure their state as a Chicken Republic.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/16/2017 at 00:11

yes

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
11/16/2017 at 00:12

cluck

Stef Schrader > EL_ULY
11/16/2017 at 00:13

But this is Rally Chicken. She’s more into the Toyota anger-pot inside the Yaris WRC car.

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/16/2017 at 00:13

no she’s not

Stef Schrader > CTSenVy
11/16/2017 at 00:13

{ horrified }

You can’t eat Chicken. Chicken is my friend.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden
11/16/2017 at 00:15

Counterpoint: the Chicken Monarchy is a mere title and not a head of state. She doesn’t leech funds off the state or give absurd directions. This is what makes the Chicken Monarchy the only good monarchy.

Stef Schrader > Urambo Tauro
11/16/2017 at 00:15

“Cluck.”

Stef Schrader > HammerheadFistpunch
11/16/2017 at 00:16

Stef Schrader > Kiltedpadre
11/16/2017 at 00:17

She doesn’t fly unless airplanes or cars are involved.

Stef Schrader > itranthelasttimeiparkedit
11/16/2017 at 00:20

Continental Divide over Independence Pass, actually. (Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)

Stef Schrader > Maxima Speed
11/16/2017 at 00:21

Huzzah!

Agrajag > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 00:46

Kinja'd!!!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 00:47

And from the forges of Moria there created was the one chicken to rule them all.

CTSenVy > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 01:31

Well Dairy Queen chicken may not actually be chicken anyway.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 05:59

Kinja'd!!!

My dog doesn’t care if it’s a chicken or a duck...

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 06:43

It was a dish for old Caesar

Also King Henry the Third

But Columbus was smart, said, “you can’t fool me
A chicken ain’t nothin’ but a bird”…

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjAr83ZgcPXAhWi0YMKHT8gCtMQ8TUINTAB&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov

Stef Schrader > CTSenVy
11/16/2017 at 07:03

I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Not like, organic free-range hormone-free single-origin chicken hand-slaughtered by gentrifying hipsters, but chicken nonetheless.

Stef Schrader > Agrajag
11/16/2017 at 07:03

YES.

Stef Schrader > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
11/16/2017 at 07:04

Well, don’t eat Rally Chicken.

Stef Schrader > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/16/2017 at 07:04

I care about Chicken not getting eaten.

Stef Schrader > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/16/2017 at 07:04

Cluck!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 07:19

Kinja'd!!!